Which Of The Hq Duos Would Fake Date And Why + Would They Be Convincing

I'm sorry the way I cackled-

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fic: Peter Parker: Intern by LokisGhost

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dan has talked about his bed and his room in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a room or a bed because dan won’t let him. SAD. smash that like button if you cried for the twink sleeping on the floor

next toothache character sheet complete: FINN!🦈

@kingcrow01 POOKIE IM BAAAAAACK

ahem ahem I come bearing gifts of more assorted toothache lore!

some Finn lore!🦈:

-plays keyboard in the band

-19 y/o

-Makki's boyfriend

-very obsessed with sharks

-people automatically assume he's nice because he's quiet and introverted when in reality he's just talking shit about everyone behind their backs

-has an anonymous social media account with photos of every single new job listing in their town. there's over 100 posts. he only made the account a month ago. (everyone who follows it thinks he's making these job listings up. he's not)

-brings his camera with him everywhere (if you do something dumb, trust he's recorded it, he can and will post it online)

-has been trying to convince the rest of toothache for the past year that they absolutely must film their own ghost hunting show, says it'll be good “marketing” for their band (he just wants to go ghost hunting)

toothache lore:

-the band all lives in the same apartment building

-they were the first 6 people who moved into the apartment before the landlord was forced to take all the listings down by the council because it did not pass ANY safety guidelines

Personally, I think Tendou is the kind of boyfriend who wears Ushiwaka's jersey even if it's not a game day. You'll can catch him wearing it while grocery shopping on a Tuesday morning, he's not trying to show off or be supportive it just genuinely makes him very happy to wear, and brings a sort of personal comfort along with it. Plus, it comes with the added bonus that if anyone asks about the sports team/ if he's a fan he gets an excuse to say "actually this is my best friend's jersey, didntya know?" and then have to really quickly correct and explain that yes he is a fan and "its a real jersey sorry that was confusing he's a real athlete this isnt like a hobby thing look you can google it and everything he's playing at the olympics- no I'm not lying to you why would I- yes I know this is an Adler's jersey and it says here that he's playing for Poland- no I know he moved - Well I haven't had a chance to get the new jersey it's a relatively recent change and what do you mean you don't believe me? Just because you think I didnt know which team he plays for? No I'm not lying to you! Why would I be lying to you? He's my boyfriend and-okay, yes, yes, I did say best friend the first time and now I'm changing it to boyfriend but that's just like a thing between us its fine- oh my god I'm not lying I swear he's a real athlete and he's my best friend and also my boyfriend and he's technically in Poland right now but he used to be- you know what I don't need to justify myself to you! Goodbye!"

fic rec of the day:

(midoriya is suffering in this fic and it is hilarious)

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LIFE HACK:

pov your sleep schedule is so fucked because you stay up till 4am reading fanfiction but you discovered that downloading fics and listening to them on a screen reader like a podcast while laying in bed makes you fall asleep a couple hours earlier (ok like 2am but that's still an improvement if you ask me),, also for people where reading a book is like watching a movie in your head simultaneously this makes the movie even more freaking vivid it's fun :)))

you know what they say, when you can't beat your fanfiction addiction, use it in your favour

ooo yes very sporty, not like any specific sport tho, just has the level of athleticism that pisses everyone else off because he's genuinely amazing at every single sport he tries, although more often than not uses his athletic prowess to cause shit, like climbing on the roof of the building opposite the council building to hang up a massive aquarium petition sign (and if you see him doing it, no you didn't, no one would even believe you if you told them)

(Makki totally disabled the security cameras for him, because what screams romance like teaming up to deface public property?)

omg dude I'm so sorry I def should've picked up on that reference lmao😭😭

dude yes the council just all collectively sighs whenever he walks his ass into yet another town meeting

YES DUDE IS SO FUCKING SHARK AUTISTIC ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE, the first time any toothache member enters his bedroom they just stand in the doorway in shock because who tf decks their entire room head to toe in shark paraphernalia?! "I'm sorry where tf did you even FIND a shark LAMP?? how much did all of this cost??"

dude omg yes the council just sits in their office seething bc Finn could do the most bizarre shit but as long as Makki's there the town immediately blames it on him

^^this is so unserious I started laughing in the middle of drawing it

honestly for the pop punk choice I mainly just decided that because it was the first genre that popped into my head when I knew I wanted the band to be simultaneously cool but also absolute losers

some inspo! (disclaimer: I am very musically uncultured so some of these might not fall under the pop punk genre whoops)

-Complicated & Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne

-Dance, Dance & Dead on Arrival by Fall Out Boy

-Everything Is Alright by Motion City Soundtrack

toothache playlist!

(all their songs about classic high school scenarios are directly ripped off of teen movies bc absolutely none of them were popular enough in high school to ever get invited to a house party (other than maybe Mei and Cory))

I swear Makki is their towns personal florida man bc atp what hasn't he done??? (I think they finally banned him after he let a skunk loose in the council president's office)

next toothache character sheet complete: FINN!🦈

@kingcrow01 POOKIE IM BAAAAAACK

ahem ahem I come bearing gifts of more assorted toothache lore!

some Finn lore!🦈:

-plays keyboard in the band

-19 y/o

-Makki's boyfriend

-very obsessed with sharks

-people automatically assume he's nice because he's quiet and introverted when in reality he's just talking shit about everyone behind their backs

-has an anonymous social media account with photos of every single new job listing in their town. there's over 100 posts. he only made the account a month ago. (everyone who follows it thinks he's making these job listings up. he's not)

-brings his camera with him everywhere (if you do something dumb, trust he's recorded it, he can and will post it online)

-has been trying to convince the rest of toothache for the past year that they absolutely must film their own ghost hunting show, says it'll be good “marketing” for their band (he just wants to go ghost hunting)

toothache lore:

-the band all lives in the same apartment building

-they were the first 6 people who moved into the apartment before the landlord was forced to take all the listings down by the council because it did not pass ANY safety guidelines

I have found the tallest bat ears yet

What a unit

Too tall even for the page

Iwaizumi Hajime is so oblivious to his crush on his best friend that he subconsciously seeks out partners that have his mannerisms and everyone becomes aware of his crush on Oikawa when he starts dating a girl that is, in every major way, almost identical to him. This girl is tall, as tall as Iwa is, and she keeps brown hair cut in a boyish fashion and she is incredibly popular with the boys at their school for being a flirt and being all sweet but she's secretly really very competitive and she's either on the girls volleyball team or captain of a different sports team and Iwa speaks to her almost exactly the same way he does Oikawa and she just giggles and spits it right back and the rest of the team - Hanamaki and Matsukawa specifically - are incredibly weirded out by this new addition to their friend group but, hey, Oikawa gets along with her so well, they share a lot of interests and relate to each other so they're fast friends. but then there's one day, one day, where they're sitting around and Iwa is talking about this girl of his and about how she's so cute because despite being really focused on her athletics, she's secretly a nerd and she has this little alien keychain she's had since she was a kid. And Hanamaki watches Oikawa lift his head up, and look over and make eye contact with him, and he can see Oikawa having a moment of intense self awareness as a bunch of puzzle pieces previously unconnected start slotting into place and Oikawa just mouths "oh my God-" so Hanamaki mouths back "We know," and Iwa continues to not realize what he's done.

Kageyama kidnaps children confirmed ✅ 👍

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fic: Five Times Kageyama Accidentally Went Viral by Anonymous

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