Marvin After Whispering With JBM For Ten Minutes: We Have A Plan.

Marvin: don’t worry, he won’t trace it back to us.

Jameson, signing: are you kidding? Henrik always traces stuff back to us. He traces things to us that we didn’t even do!

Jackie: ugh, that’s the last time I go drinking with you... how’s your hangover?

Chase: pfft, amateurs, I’ve already started drinking again

Marvin: Chase, it’s nine am on a Monday

Chase: I fear nothing

Marvin: it’ll be fine, you just have to seduce them.

Chase: I’m sorry, but have you seen me? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage

Henrik: when I first met you, I did not like you.

Anti: I know

Henrik: but then you moved in and we hung out for a bit

Anti: uh-huh..?

Henrik: it did not get better

911: what’s your emergency?

Chase: a monster broke into my house, please help

Anti: Chase we’ve been living together for three years

Chase, screaming: IT FOUND ME

Chase, hiding under his bed: ...

Anti, looking for him with his knife:...

Anti: like a good neighbor-

Chase: State Farm is there!- shit!

Happy holidays to everyone who follows me, I hope everyone has a fantastic day.

-Gurt

Chase: Anti, get off the top of the fridge.

Anti, scoffing: ok, boomer

JBM: I need you to do this one favor for me

Anti: I can’t, it goes against my moral compass

JBM: your moral compass is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL

Merry chrisler

Merry crisis

Merry chrima