She Who On My What Til I— Oh My God Whh At T He Ff U Ck Ist That Th I N G

we all must do our part to delay the eye’s power. once a day, every day, remember to loudly think “you are now in manual control of your breathing” to fuck up your local eye avatar’s day

has anyone ever… like…. casually listened to the magnus archives. did anyone ever consume that podcast normally and then just.. do something else. I’ve never met someone who listened to tma and didn’t absorb it into their blood and bones

hey guys I think I have a new headcanon about gerry keay

my ADHD ass could never use a leitner properly even if my life depended on it. “read this specific passage to change the—” ok my eyes have already skipped to the bottom of the page. “one or two words is enough to—” and I zoned out and skimmed 2 pages so I’ll see ya later in the hell dimension

One hell of a glowup

GET MAGBUCKED

my one valuable contribution to the aggie

"i hope ___ doesn't exist in this universe" i hope they exist and they're Just Normal. i hope elias is high somewhere rn. amen

rip jonah magnus you would've loved pride

i don’t ever wanna hear “what are your pronouns” again. THIS is gender

Fish fear me, women

fear me, and even the most devoted Christian doubts God, in his infinite grace and mercy could make a such a thing like me. Certain rules of thumb, it would seem, apply to me. For example, being without a soul I cannot feel love, and am neuter as a being.

And now, I stand before you as I walk, a shadow of myself, but not so much that you would know to have any cause to despair, but I have seen the visions of hell.

I came to you people, aching and hollow, begging for your forgiveness. You wiped blood from my feet. Remember? I told you about how I walked through glass. I told you all these things, and you forgave me. You told me be safe. And I was happy, then. I was happy that I was in your world. I never wanted to leave.

forgot I did this

Because “gee” is an exclamation abbreviating “Jesus” I propose that every time Link yells “hya” he’s invoking the name of Hylia.