Forgot I Did This

Statement ends. long sigh. Another vampire statement. At least this one was a little more... unconventional, though, given the way it appears to have been written, I, ah, do not know whether to count this as a blessing or a curse, as it were. We will have to do more digging into the statement giver, this "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way",

OP’s tags are the most correct opinion anyone’s ever had. actually.

why does everyone ship Michael with Gerry when Eric was right there, and a dilf

Where are his eyes?

Exactly where they’ve always been, Martin. Watching over my Institute.

FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH 🙌

many of my joints are hyperflexible. my knees can bend in the wrong direction and the tip of my pinky can touch the backs of all four other knuckles on the same hand

she who on my what til i— oh my god whh at t he ff u ck ist that th i n g

we all must do our part to delay the eye’s power. once a day, every day, remember to loudly think “you are now in manual control of your breathing” to fuck up your local eye avatar’s day

some of you need to take a ten week intensive course in how adult men interact with each other before you’re allowed to enter fandom

couldn’t stop thinking about my own dumbass post

checking in on my old hyperfixations like a divorced parent to their child who barely speaks to them after they remarried

fun life tip you can listen to an audio drama!!!