What If Bruce Was Not A Straight White Man. (there Is No Way He Is Straight Maybe Bi Pan Or Aro/ace)

No, The small demon and the big boy

or The small demon child and the big demon brother

The small boy and the big demon. (Jason Todd - Damian Wayne)

Started reading @halothenthehorns Pjo reading fics How Do You Say Gods and i got really into it and decided to draw how them are on the room around the last olympian books.

Hope you enjoy!!!

Btw below is the drawing lighter so you can see the kids outfit better ^^

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Both Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are Billionaires with to much money and never had a 'normal' childhood. So I saw this meme (go to the bottom to see meme) and I was like what if they were in the same universe so :

*Bruce calling Tony* (PS Tony knows Bruce is Batman)

Bruce: Hey Tony

Tony: Hey Bruce what do you need?

Bruce: I was looking online and it says that you own Netflix and I was wondering how much

Tony: How much what

Bruce: How much it takes to buy it

Tony: OH quick question. Why?

Bruce: Duke asked if I could get Netflix

Tony: Ok I made this mistake before. Go ask him if he wants a Netflix ACCOUNT

Bruce: O-k

*All Tony hears this*

Bruce:Hey Duke do you want a Neftlix account *a pause* Ok thank you chum

*Back to Tony*

Bruce: Ya so he says that he wants an account and what else he could be asking about

Tony: Thought so. Peter asked me the same thing and I made the same mistake

Bruce: Ok thank you Tony have a good evening

Tony: Bye Bruce

The Meme:

Hc

My headcanon is that Damian and Tim fight but when someone messes with the other they will threaten/maim/stab the person.

Tim will be at a gala then someone will say a racist "joke' to Damian or being to close and Tim is in the corner getting ALL the dirt on them and sending it to the person lover.

Oh you cheated on you wife? I would be ashayem if she found out.

You are in the drug trade,sell to kids, mistreat the women and are a pedo? Well looks like the GCPD got an anonomase tip and the news somehow got a hold of ALL the things you did. So did the Red Hood funny enough.

And you are publicly BANNED from ALL Wayne Gala's and Brucie Wayne has an interview on why with the biggest newspaper company.

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Getting a little to comfy with Timothy Drake-Wayne even if you are more than two times his age well expect a "surprise visit" to the ER.

You backhandedly make a comment about how old he is? Well lets just say you will be a bit to scared to say a word.

Refused to leave Tim alone even after he tries to walk away from you multiple times. Well looks like some "evidence" resurfaced that you could have done some serious crimes in the past.

Tiktok

Tim needs to have rights to bite people/j #dccomics #redrobindc #timdrake #timdrakewayne #timwayne #damianalghul #damianwayne

I laught so hard when I learned it is not a made up idea but a real panel. I fully believe that there is someone in the DC universe that found out Bruce is Batman and because Bruce did this no one believes them.

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

Alfred/Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne

On Ao3 NO ACCOUNT NEEDED

Lovers & Gifts

TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)

Summary:

"Wait," Alfred interrupted, fork halfway to his mouth. "Are you offering me a job or... a relationship?" "Both!" Martha chimed in, her dazzling smile almost making him choke on his foie gras. "We’d love for you to be our butler and our partner."

Part 2/?? Of my Hyperfixatin

Batfamily Headcanons/ideas

The batfamily but they are all biologically Bruce's kids is amazing but what if only some of his kids were biologically his like two or three of his kids are biologically his ( maybe Damian is the only one NOT biologically his)

DC x Dp I found a fanfic where the pit in Jason was inhim for so long that when they got it out it was a neverborn which I find as a intereasing and cool idea because Jason know has to raise a baby with power while learning to control his own

Bruce looks at Damian and sees himself sooo when he wants to get Damian to relax he gives him something that is in Damians words "childish" and tell him something like "There is no way someone can make a the Manor from this building blocks" than Damian makes a EXACT replica of the Manor.

Danny Phantom

Danny sees Dani as a daughter

Ghost King Danny

Danny has beef with Constiantian and The Justice League

Dani de-ages because of a almost death by the GIW

Danny goes on a rampage because on his deathday Dani goes missing

Mama Ghosts are hostile when they have their baby near them

Danny may or may not be trans depending on the day in my little bubble

You know the idea of Danny puts Dan and Dani core in himself for safe keeping I like that AU it is a cool cosept

Clockwork is Danny's Ghost parent

Danny's Ghost age is does not start when he dies it is either half the time from him living is his death age till he finally dies like Human 1 year since half death = 6 month old ghost child

Or another way is only the time he is Phantom counts as his "death age"

Clockwork and Alfred are immortal husbands

Danny feel in love with Bruce/Batman partly because of how protective he is of his family

To: My brother

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