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Evil Baha Blast I am DIEING 😂

Tell me WHY I saw these two Meme on My for you page one right after the other:

Sally and Posidon:

Percy and Annabeth:

I am crying and going to politely ignore that this is true.

Batfamily nicknames (Because I will remain willingly ignorant):

Bruce Wayne: "B" (or occasionally "Dad" sometimes "Bruce") الخفافيش (by Damian and yes it is the exact name of "bat" I am multi-bilingual) Detective ( f u Ra )

Alfred Pennyworth (the immortal man): "Alfe"

Richard "Dick" Grayson: ("Dick" is more like his name soo) Big bird "Wing" "Dickie"

Cassandra "Cass" Wayne (not Cain): (like Dick but with Cass) "BB" "Mini-Bat" works to I guess

Jason Todd-Wayne: Jay, Jaylad, Jaybird, Blue Jay, Baby bird Dead man walking

Tim Drake-Wayne: Timmy ,Timabella, Timderly, Tim-tam (Yes I am aware that the 2 & 3 are supposed to be insults but I like them and I feel like a first they would be but then they would start not to be)

Damian Wayne: Dami, Baby bat, Demon brat (same idea as Tim with his nicknames) al-witwat (that bat flaping sounds((love that idea)) )

Steph Brown: Steph (Ov) "S" (by Cass when she Signs) Bruce's future child

Barbra Gordan: "Babs", "O" "Babe" (as a joke from Dick and only he says it)

Jim Gordan: Detective "hn" ( guess how says this) Jim-Jim ( no idea who would call him this but oh well)

Fun fact: Canonically, nobody in the batfam has been called 'baby bird' or 'baby bat'. Apart from Duke. They have always been Duke's nicknames.

What if Bruce was not a straight white man. (there is no way he is straight maybe bi pan or aro/ace) and one day a reporter comes and mentions it and he is like "What??".

Reporter: Mister Wayne, How are you doing.

Bruce: I am doing lovely Ms.____ ( being a bit flirty)

Reporter: Know Mister Wayne are you aware that there are rumors that you are gay?

Bruce: (with the most confused face in the world) What?

Reporter: Yes it may come as a supri---

Bruce: No no. I mean--Yes? What is the question?

Reporter: People are speculating if you are straight seeing as you where flirting with Mr.----- at last weeks Gala

Bruce Wayne: Yes I am aware I was flirting with -----. People Think I am straight??

Reporter: (bewildered) I-- Yes!?

Bruce Wayne: No no I am ----- (bi pan whatever personally I think he is Bi) ( I also like him to be Non-Binary some times)

I would like to add on to this by saying that after they grew up sometimes when they was to feel safe or when something happends on instinced they hide in the cape.

I just adore the idea of Batman completely concealing his kids under his cape. Like I literally love it sm, so here’s how I think a few of them would have done it :)

Dick: hugging Bruce’s leg(when he was tinier) or his waist. I also like to think that outside of combat he would have stood on Bruce’s feet as he walked, yk?

Jason: holding onto Bruce’s arm usually, occasionally hugging him like Dick if he felt threatened. I like to think that when they were idle late at night he would fall asleep while hugging Bruce’s arm

Tim: Tim would be a bit nervous at first, but eventually ended up just huddling himself close to Bruce. He would often be peeking out from under the cape too

Damian: It took him a few months to agree to being protected in the cape, but one late night after detaining a rough arkham escapee he’s just so tired, and he’s nodding off and Bruce just gently lifts him up and holds him, and it’s so surprisingly warm and comfortable that he can’t help falling asleep. After that he went under the cape more often, huddling close like Tim used to(haha), and occasionally allowing himself to be held in his father’s arms.

Take this song and be sad with me

I love the ship but also the platonic version of this too.

Hal: what's that?

Bruce: *intense glaring on J'onn*

J'onn: *vibing*

Barry: who knows? *drinks smoothie*

Meanwhile Bruce and J'onn telepathically:

Bruce: I'm sending good vibes in your direction *bat-glare* do not resist

J'onn: this is terrifyingly nice of you, thank you, Batman

...

Dick: there are good things coming your way, you can't escape, they are going to get you

M'gann: that's ominously sweet of you, thanks

I do not read alot (or any) of Omegaverse (because it makes no sence to me) but...

What is Bruce was strong like this and then his kids show up and it is like his face is GLOWING with happyness.

Bruce being an unapprochable Omega

His Kids come through the doors and he looks like night and day with how happy he looks it gives people wiplash with how fast the change happend.

*Next part is PLATONIC no batsecit here*

It does not matter if they are young but I also find it funny if it was Jason the walking brickwall that came up to Bruce and is like "Mama or Papa or Dad Mother" whatever you think it should be and kisses Bruce on the forhead and Bruce is beaming because "Oh his baby is here."

(I understand some people it is werid for kids to kiss their parents on the forhead or cheak but it is not for me in my culture)

Omegaverse AU. The annual Gotham Matchmaking Event was in full swing. Bruce Wayne, towering over the alphas and omegas around him, moved through the room with an unapproachable aura. The whispers followed him, just like they always did.

"Wayne’s so assertive. Doesn’t act like an omega at all," someone muttered.

"He should stop pretending to be above his station," another added with a laugh.

Bruce pretended not to hear them, his jaw tightening as he positioned himself near the door for an easy exit. If not for the fact that these matchmaking events were mandatory for all unmated omegas of age, he would have refused the invitation outright.

A new arrival caught his attention. The man’s tanned skin and wavy hair stood out, he didn’t seem to be from Gotham. His name tag read "Kal."

Bruce watched the foreigner as he mingled with the other guests. Kal’s alpha status was obvious, but unlike most alphas, he radiated warmth and charm. People naturally gravitated toward him, drawn to his approachable demeanor. The double standards grated on Bruce more than he cared to admit.

Until Kal’s gaze found his.

The alpha froze, wide-eyed as he stared at Bruce. Bruce glared at the shorter man. It usually kept alphas at bay.

No such luck. Kal approached him anyway.

"Have you heard of Kryptonian queens?" Kal asked.

Bruce blinked, caught off guard by the question. "What?"

"In Kryptonian legends, queens were the biggest, strongest omegas in the colony. They either earned the title by winning dominance battles or left to establish new colonies on distant outposts," Kal said, his voice filled with awe. "You’re like a legend brought to life."

Bruce’s guarded expression faltered. Despite the absurdity of the alpha’s words, there was something in his tone—genuine respect—that made him pause.

And Bruce found himself listening.

For All the Muslims out there

HAPPY RAMADAN

Ok that is Adorable and FINALY a reason that Dick mom called him Robin

I wonder how the batkids would react to the reasoning behind the nickname?

Hello tumblr here’s a comic panel redraw for u bc I love theym <3

Original:

I love this trees

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees