I Do Not Read Alot (or Any) Of Omegaverse (because It Makes No Sence To Me) But...

I finally found it!

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Warnings:

Death

Flashing lights

Backround Information:

Thomas and Martha Wayne were murdered June 29th; their son Bruce, 8 years old at the time was never seen again. This was only the beginning of the strange disappearances of orphaned children in Gotham city.

More info (I suggest reading it):

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Shadow Cryptid Batman AU Notes

Main Story Bruce’s parents were murdered on June 26th after attending a showing of the Mark of Zorro at The Monarch Theater in Gotham City.

The Video:

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Part 3:

Come Little Children Version B: (this one is darker)

Bonus Fun video:

It funny do not make this a debate for ANYTHING

I am crying and going to politely ignore that this is true.

Batfamily nicknames (Because I will remain willingly ignorant):

Bruce Wayne: "B" (or occasionally "Dad" sometimes "Bruce") الخفافيش (by Damian and yes it is the exact name of "bat" I am multi-bilingual) Detective ( f u Ra )

Alfred Pennyworth (the immortal man): "Alfe"

Richard "Dick" Grayson: ("Dick" is more like his name soo) Big bird "Wing" "Dickie"

Cassandra "Cass" Wayne (not Cain): (like Dick but with Cass) "BB" "Mini-Bat" works to I guess

Jason Todd-Wayne: Jay, Jaylad, Jaybird, Blue Jay, Baby bird Dead man walking

Tim Drake-Wayne: Timmy ,Timabella, Timderly, Tim-tam (Yes I am aware that the 2 & 3 are supposed to be insults but I like them and I feel like a first they would be but then they would start not to be)

Damian Wayne: Dami, Baby bat, Demon brat (same idea as Tim with his nicknames) al-witwat (that bat flaping sounds((love that idea)) )

Steph Brown: Steph (Ov) "S" (by Cass when she Signs) Bruce's future child

Barbra Gordan: "Babs", "O" "Babe" (as a joke from Dick and only he says it)

Jim Gordan: Detective "hn" ( guess how says this) Jim-Jim ( no idea who would call him this but oh well)

Fun fact: Canonically, nobody in the batfam has been called 'baby bird' or 'baby bat'. Apart from Duke. They have always been Duke's nicknames.

THE BABY

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#onthisday I love him #batman #batfamily #nightwing #richardgrayson #fyp #foryoupage

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Also •-• for Cass 🤭 yes

Epic! AU but... But it's Batman.

Batman is Ody, duh.

Either Selina or Talia is Penelope, take your pick. Personally prefer Talia, but make your cup of tea however you like it.

(Though Talia as Circe/ Calypso is also a solid win.)

Bruce's crew can be the Justice League... They all di--

The gods stay because they're canon in the DC universe.

Telemachus though? Oh... Oh... HAHAHAHA--

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Siren: Come play with me and our daughters!

Bruce:

Bruce: My real wife knows I have only ONE DAUGHTER AND FIVE SONS--

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Bruce, about to leave for war, holding all six of his smol children: I don't have enough hands...

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The suitors (probably the rogues lets be fr): I heard the prince is on a diplomatic mission--

Other rogue: Which one?

First rogue: Uh... The small one.

Another suitor: There's like, two small ones.

Other rogue: And has anyone seen the princess???

Cass, who's been being trained in secret by Athena, watching them closely: •-•

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Jason, pointing at a picture of Bruce: That b!tch is dead!

Bruce from the shadows:

Tim: No, he's not! I WENT ON A F%#&$% BOAT AND EVERYTHING JASON, DO YOU KNOW HOW SEA SICK I GOT!? I WENT AND SAW OTHER KINGS AND S%@&!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!

Dick: It's been twenty years--

Damian: Mother believes he's living.

Tim: Listen here, energy drinks haven't been invented yet and I am THIS CLOSE!

Duke: I'm with Tim. No way did he die.

Cass: He cannot die.

Jason: I'm so done with this family...

Dick: Shouldn't you be the first to believe in coming back from the dead?

Jason: Oh, I believe he's come back, but THEY'RE NOT ADMITTING HE DIED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Bruce, to Talia: Will you fall in love with me again?

Talia, gently cupping his cheek:

Talia: You committed murder?

Bruce, with shame: Yes...

Talia: Bed. Now.

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ALTERNATIVELY:

Bruce, to Selina: Will you fall in love with me again?

Selina, inhaling sharply: I've been waiting TWENTY YEARS, Bruce--

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Bruce, back from war, trying to hold all of his grown children: I don't have enough hands...

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BONUS:

Bruce: So, what have I missed?

Dick: Oh, uh...

Jason: I died and came back to life.

Tim: I have a boyfriend. He worships Dionysus.

Damian: I befriended the deceased Kent's youngest.

Duke: I don't need to answer that question.

Cass: Received training from your old mentor.

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Annabeth and Percy but...

Not as trans but like in acting and sometimes dressing what if Annabeth was Masc or male coded and Percy was fem or female coded. Maybe like the things they do that are tipikly female or masculine like Percy could do gymnastics and Annabeth can lift really heavy weaths (I do not know) . Also Percy in a dress is incredible!!!

The last one of Annabeth was made by :

on Pintresit

Was this an exuce to show Percy in a dress and Annabeth in a suit yes kind of. I like the idea of Percy doing gymnastics or ballet and people being shocked that this 6'1 kind of bulky kind of lean guy doing ballet or gymnastics.

(Percy kind of looks like Jason Todd and I can not unseen it)

Finally SOMEONE SAID IT

We don't talk enough about how superbat is that one gay couple that literally looks like twins

When they go public all the media headlines are like "The Only Man That Can Tame Bruce Wayne Is..... Bruce Wayne" and "Bruce Wayne Dates winner of his own look-alike competition". Bruce proudly embraces this, going on interviews and joking about the importance of "self-love", saying he's not surprised that him and his fans have the same type. This becomes a meme about how everyone Bruce surrounds himself with looks like him, from his kids to his partners.

At the Planet though, this brings back the rumors that Clark runs away every time superman shows up because they dated and had a messy break up. Everyone pities Clark since he's clearly not over his ex. Why else would he date the most well-known superman lookalike. The office held a betting pool on how long the Brucie rebound will last but it's been much longer than they expected. Lois keeps spreading more Clark/Supes rumors because she finds it hilarious and makes alot of money off the betting pool. She buys Clark's coffee every morning to make up for it.

This only gets worse as they keep dating and start sharing clothes. Damian once mistook the back of Clark, who was getting ready for a gala, for Bruce. He remembers this as one of his greatest failures.

The Red Hood Monologue

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Summary:

Hood’s voice was levelled, intentionally monotonous, as if attempting to convince himself he didn’t care. With indifferent finality, he stated, “The books were confiscated.” The goons gasped. OR Bruce and Jason disagree, someone (Jason) gets their literature taken away from them. Queue a melodramatic monologue, a city-wide revolt, and a very concerned older sibling.

Goons yes

More Espresso Good dad Bruce Wayne less depresso

Dc: Fans made wayne family adventure comics surpass regular dc comics