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No, The small demon and the big boy

or The small demon child and the big demon brother

The small boy and the big demon. (Jason Todd - Damian Wayne)

Dick: *In front of a mirror with a sharpie*

*Wally walking by the bathroom*

Wally: What are you doing

*Dick Who is tried of "waterproof" eyeliner smudging off*

Dick: I am using a sharpie because eyeliner is not waterproof

I new already but yes that is the reason that Batman did not kill the Joker because it would cause a whole war thing.

(I edited my response thanks to someone comment)

OoH NoO wHeRe is ThE JoKeR??

Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?

For All the Muslims out there

HAPPY RAMADAN

Alfred/Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne

On Ao3 NO ACCOUNT NEEDED

Lovers & Gifts

TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)

Summary:

"Wait," Alfred interrupted, fork halfway to his mouth. "Are you offering me a job or... a relationship?" "Both!" Martha chimed in, her dazzling smile almost making him choke on his foie gras. "We’d love for you to be our butler and our partner."

NOT HATING JUST ASKING

Why do people like Batjokes like genuinely I do not understand can someone explain why they like the ship? Like "The Joker killed my son AND keeps attempting to kill my friends and family so I think I should date him." It makes NO sense!

Yes it is all most midnight but my brain has hyperfixated on DC (mostly Batfamily)Percy Jackson and Danny Phantom for to long so here are some ideas:

Part 1/??

Percy Jackson

girl-boy Percy ( not like abrosexual or trans like Percy can literally change his gender at will ) ( because if the sea can not be restrained it can be restrained by gender )

In a crossover of Poj & DC Sally Jackson and Alfred Pennyworth are frienemys

Percy ( he is Bi and I will die for this ) often wonders if he is Pan or Bi (like many Bi people wonder) because since Annabeth has no chromosomes thus she is not a girl or boy technically

Leo flirts with girls but is Asexual

Leo and Calypso are Bffs

Piper ship Leo and Jason

Leo knows his feelings for Jason and knows Jason likes him but refuses to make the first move (Jason is oblivious)

Jason and Piper both are gay & lesbian respectfully and find out they are gay at the same time

Jason had a crush on Percy

Piper had a crush on Annabeth

DC (mosly batfam )

Superbat

Bruce Wayne is autistic but his kids do not know this so when he goes non verbal they think he just is ignoring them because "He was not even grunting" then Alfred ( like the saint he is ) explains then they all collectively realize why Bruce does he stuff he does

Cat x Bat

Bruce trama dumping/ lore dumping

Batfamily play Top that trama in front of all the super hero teams but no one knows that they are related or who any of them are (exept Wally) All teams are scared for their friends lives

Batfamily will randomly throw knives and when Damian sees this ( when they first come to the manor ) the batfam explain that you are not allowed to throw knives at civilians or in front of civilians. That is all good till Batman takes Damian to the Watchtower and one of the League members annoys Damian

Bruce is a suck up for his kids

Bruce has parent senses for when his kids do something stupid (they randomly go of for some reason 7 months after Jason's death ( Jason agrees to be an assassin) and at other times aswell but Tim and Dick say they did nothing ( he checked )

Damian has He/they pronouns

Bruce has a rule (made a joke) that if something happend were he can not stop them (and he does not find out) they can kill anyone. ( He has to be alive) Bruce found out that they thought is was real and know when he leaves he has to tell them all that "No (insert one of his billion kids) you can not kill when he is of the earth for a mission" Till he forgets a day

Tim has the biggest kill count ( there is no way the League of Assassins bases had no one in there when he blew them up)

Jason when in to the Titian's Tower to majorly injury the new Robin but sees this small child that instead looks like he is 12,he looks 10 and Jason can't bring himself without the pit rage to hurt Tim so instead Jason ends up make the kid some food and putting him to bed because he has been up for almost a week straight

What if Bruce was not a straight white man. (there is no way he is straight maybe bi pan or aro/ace) and one day a reporter comes and mentions it and he is like "What??".

Reporter: Mister Wayne, How are you doing.

Bruce: I am doing lovely Ms.____ ( being a bit flirty)

Reporter: Know Mister Wayne are you aware that there are rumors that you are gay?

Bruce: (with the most confused face in the world) What?

Reporter: Yes it may come as a supri---

Bruce: No no. I mean--Yes? What is the question?

Reporter: People are speculating if you are straight seeing as you where flirting with Mr.----- at last weeks Gala

Bruce Wayne: Yes I am aware I was flirting with -----. People Think I am straight??

Reporter: (bewildered) I-- Yes!?

Bruce Wayne: No no I am ----- (bi pan whatever personally I think he is Bi) ( I also like him to be Non-Binary some times)