“a solid gold watch and a chain to twirl i—it…”
tag yourself i’m tommy boy
-just give you half a cup (something to wake you up)
-you gotta find an angle
-it’s getting bad out there
-papers is all you got
-it’s 88 degrees
-Jack said to change your spot
-you wish you could catch a breeze
-maybe it’s worth a shot
-all you can catch is fleas
The mornings at the lodging house are normally a lot to take in. They are loud and hectic, but it’s when Jack puts on his cowboy hat when things really heat up. Albert and Race look at the hat and the back at each other; Jack groans.
“Whats that? A hat. A crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept. Hair unsightly. Tryin’ to like Kiera Knightly. We’ve been there. We’ve done that. We see right through your funky hat,” Albert and Racetrack chorus in unison. They do this every morning. dance moves and all.
(It’s the Crazy funky hat song from Wizards of Waverly Place. Albert and Race would 100% tease Jack with this and he’d hate it. Link:https://youtu.be/V_gVb3z6vtc)
king of new york: *playing*
me, slapping anything and anyone nearby: here he comes here he comES HERE HE COMES
king of new york:
me: THEeRE H HHE IS S!!!
Hi I did a thing
Is this carrying the banner
where instead of using the plain bags weasel gives them, the newsies carry their papes around in THESE
Jack has a little mini-cactus plant named Hank that he keeps in the lodging house because it’s “like in Santa Fe.” He makes the other newsies water Hank on certain days of the week. He once tried to sleep with Hank like a teddy bear, but regretted it in the morning with several needles sticking out of his face.
Headcanons?? What are those??? These things here are FACTS!!
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