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Run around screaming and then write random fanfiction and start about 5 different fanart pieces you'll never finish

I'm not even on round two, this is still the initial wave for me

guys. guys. the the hermitcraft fixation is coming back. help what do i do

rtrtrt

Wow I finally achieved my trash panda phase!

What would your url be without these letters?

I'd be rawayarl

@cyissupersilly You will find this incredibly amusing

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

I've got my Life Series playlist on in the background and I'm building it up again. Feelings are doing their feeling thing but I'm getting it back up. I usually do write it somewhere else, this is a one-time exception, but I'm definitely copying down anything I wrote to Libre once I stop for any reason now. I've got my list of things to hit. I'm gonna do this!

Screenshot of what I have as a little preview/self esteem booster :3

@baosci @whiver-wyverncat

I've got some bad news...

My computer had to reload all my Chrome tabs and apparently I hadn't saved my second chapter of Drowning via preview yet? And like an idiot I hadn't copied it into Libre Office.

So I just lost the entirety of my almost finished second chapter.

I genuinely don't know if my motivation can recover from this, cause I definitely can't remember everything I wrote, and I don't want it to be any different. I feel awful and I'm so sorry. Maybe it's not my place to be, Baosci you are amazing and I can't wait to see where the canon of this goes, but I don't know what to do now. I love y'all. Maybe I'll figure out a different way to write it.

That's all. Just wanted to let you know.

Hey, uh quick question since I have started reading this webcomic on a different place recently and this change has been bothering me:

@baosci @whiver-wyverncat

I've got some bad news...

My computer had to reload all my Chrome tabs and apparently I hadn't saved my second chapter of Drowning via preview yet? And like an idiot I hadn't copied it into Libre Office.

So I just lost the entirety of my almost finished second chapter.

I genuinely don't know if my motivation can recover from this, cause I definitely can't remember everything I wrote, and I don't want it to be any different. I feel awful and I'm so sorry. Maybe it's not my place to be, Baosci you are amazing and I can't wait to see where the canon of this goes, but I don't know what to do now. I love y'all. Maybe I'll figure out a different way to write it.

That's all. Just wanted to let you know.

Finally found this post again

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Secret hack: Imagine the songs as a different fandom singing them instead. Works for me and I listen guilt-free every day :D

10 minutes into Descendants and the worst part is I would like the music if wasn't this

Adding onto this, how everyone met their soulmates + current status:

Mumbo|Lizzie: Mumbo's dad got annoyed that his son was always fiddling with redstone instead of being a normal CEO's child, so sent out a search for his soulmate. Found Lizzie. Made the two meet. Lizzie doesn't work with redstone much but is quite cheerful to do anything to help annoy Mumbo's dad. They moved in with Etho and Joel and are platonic. Mumbo does freelance engineering and Lizzie works at a coffee shop + does gaming streams.

Skizz|Gem: Met in high school accidentally when Gem refused to do classwork in favor of composing music on her computer, meanwhile Skizz caused a small redstone pop whenever teachers would open classroom doors. They both got detention, made conversation, got each others' numbers and forgot about it. Years later they met by chance again in a library when they wanted to check out the same book about soulmates, checked tattoos, and realized. Platonic, Skizz is a professional troublemaker/graffiti artist with a side hobby (actual job) of marketing design for Mumbo's dad, coincidently. Gem wants to be a singer but currently works at Lizzie's cafe. (Shinyduo possibly)

Jimmy|Tango: Tango got caught in an oil fire while working construction and Jimmy got soulmate pains through the link, both ended up in the ICU and met there. They're dating and Jimmy works as a freelance journalist, Tango does gaming streams.

Ren|BigB: Met in airplane customs as they were both going on foreign exchange studies, hit it off and passed the time with small talk, got around to showing each other their tattoos and realizing they're soulmates. BigB is a photographer and Ren is unemployed, BigB's like "i can't support us both". They're platonic, Ren is dating Martyn and BigB's dating Grian (both in secret).

Grian|Scar: They tell everyone that they met in Egypt, when they got lost in the desert, and both found the same oasis. One of them passed out and the other carried them back to civilization (details depend on who's telling it) and when they woke up, they saw an angel watching them and kissed them before even knowing they were soulmates. In reality they've been classmates forever and neither of them has ever been to Africa (they want to go, though). They're dating, of course, who am I to deny the Scarian nation. Grian is an author and Scar runs a small horse and llama stable (they regularly go hiking).

Joel|Etho: They met as online friends in high school and got around to meeting irl while they were in college, compared tattoos and moved in instantly. Both their fanbases cheered and started shipping them incessantly when it happened. Eventually Mumbo and Lizzie moved in with them and Joel and Lizzie got married. They're platonic but pretend they're dating. Joel does gaming streams and Etho also does that + runs a side channel making Naruto content.

Impulse|Bdubs: Met in college, both were into spelunking as a hobby and met on a trip together. Now Impulse is a drummer for a popular band and Bdubs does gaming with Etho and Joel (the fandom is in a war over the straight-and-narrow SmallEtho vs. the rebellious "heathens" shipping Ethubs).

Cleo|Martyn: Met when Cleo and Scott moved into the same apartment building as Martyn. Martyn (for show) keeps doing a series of increasingly ridiculous stunts to try and get Cleo to move in with him. Cleo knows he's not serious, but pretends to be annoyed. Cleo doesn't really care if about being soulmates with someone, but is good enough friends with Martyn that they have a deal to get a house together with Scott if they get enough money. Cleo's in medical school and Martyn works at a martial arts place (I'm partial to karate) and also does gaming.

Scott|Pearl: I mean I already basically explained them lmao. They're platonic at the end. Pearl doesn't really care about being together based on Soulmates (doubly so if I do Shinyduo), but feels like Scott specifically is angry at her for no reason, and the others start to think she did something wrong to make him so angry at her. Plot happens, yay! Scott's an architect, and is very good at it, but ultimately he wants to be part of a band (he, Impulse, and Gem all join up eventually). Pearl runs a doggy daycare.

Enjoy I think!

Hey hey wonderful Trafficblr peeps, especially @whiver-wyverncat lovely mutual <3 love you lots

So I was rewatching Scott's Double Life, and I had a fanfiction idea that needs rating (I don't know if this has already been done, but either way I thought it could be a fun thing after I finish the Joelzzie siren AU)

Modern, Soulmates AU, where everyone's paired up like Double Life, along with Skizz & Gem and Mumbo & Lizzie. Scott is the main PoV. People who haven't found/don't reside with their soulmates after they're in their 20s are kind of seen as having failed in life, and dating someone other than your soulmate is absolutely SCANDALOUS

Soulmates share a tattoo on their hands. They'll also have any injury done to their soulmate appear on them until they meet. Scott and Jimmy dated in college before Jimmy found Tango, and they broke up on sour terms (Jimmy got sent to the ICU because of Tango, which is where they met, and Jimmy thinks Scott abandoned him there, but actually the nurse people wouldn't let Scott see Jimmy because they weren't soulmates. Scott got angry at the idea of "soulmates" after that and when he found out Jimmy found his soulmate, he got really flighty and Jimmy decided to break it off.)

A couple years later, Scott's living with his college friend Cleo, and Cleo has a girl friend group and they realized Pearl's tattoo looks similar to Scott's (Scott wears gloves but Cleo's seen it before he started wearing them) and when Scott ends up out with Cleo they stumble into her friends who insist they get Scott and Pearl to meet and check if they're soulmates

Scott gets trauma triggered and goes on a bad bender the night before they're supposed to meet and (ironically) ends up in the ICU. The Girl Group gets Pearl in there because she suddenly felt awful and they're like "alright let's get to Scott now" and the worst happens, and they're Soulmates

Enemies-to-friends with hints of will-they-won't-they (but they won't) about challenging the amatonormative society with gay and platonic shenanigans. (also Scott and Jimmy make up in the end dw)

Adding this here as a random detail I'd thought of but forgot to mention; Mumbo, Lizzie, Etho, and Joel all live together, and Joel and Lizzie are secretly married (Mumbo's got a dad high up in tech stuff and threw enough money at the marriage people to keep it on the down-low). Mumbo and Lizzie are a platonic pair and Etho and Joel present as dating, but they don't really mean it, and all four of them have a friday activity where they all eat dinner together for at least one hour and reminisce about the funny or annoying things that happened to them that week. Also Mumbo and Lizzie jokingly call them SmallEtho specifically because they hate it lol. Mumbo's dad is sometimes annoyed that he's not officially dating Lizzie. The only people who know about the marriage are those four and Cleo's girl group.

I should go to bed

Hey hey wonderful Trafficblr peeps, especially @whiver-wyverncat lovely mutual <3 love you lots

So I was rewatching Scott's Double Life, and I had a fanfiction idea that needs rating (I don't know if this has already been done, but either way I thought it could be a fun thing after I finish the Joelzzie siren AU)

Modern, Soulmates AU, where everyone's paired up like Double Life, along with Skizz & Gem and Mumbo & Lizzie. Scott is the main PoV. People who haven't found/don't reside with their soulmates after they're in their 20s are kind of seen as having failed in life, and dating someone other than your soulmate is absolutely SCANDALOUS

Soulmates share a tattoo on their hands. They'll also have any injury done to their soulmate appear on them until they meet. Scott and Jimmy dated in college before Jimmy found Tango, and they broke up on sour terms (Jimmy got sent to the ICU because of Tango, which is where they met, and Jimmy thinks Scott abandoned him there, but actually the nurse people wouldn't let Scott see Jimmy because they weren't soulmates. Scott got angry at the idea of "soulmates" after that and when he found out Jimmy found his soulmate, he got really flighty and Jimmy decided to break it off.)

A couple years later, Scott's living with his college friend Cleo, and Cleo has a girl friend group and they realized Pearl's tattoo looks similar to Scott's (Scott wears gloves but Cleo's seen it before he started wearing them) and when Scott ends up out with Cleo they stumble into her friends who insist they get Scott and Pearl to meet and check if they're soulmates

Scott gets trauma triggered and goes on a bad bender the night before they're supposed to meet and (ironically) ends up in the ICU. The Girl Group gets Pearl in there because she suddenly felt awful and they're like "alright let's get to Scott now" and the worst happens, and they're Soulmates

Enemies-to-friends with hints of will-they-won't-they (but they won't) about challenging the amatonormative society with gay and platonic shenanigans. (also Scott and Jimmy make up in the end dw)

@project-lumen I'm not applying specifically as a character artist, since I'm not confident with being able to do sprites that look consistently similar, but here's an example of my style! I unfortunately don't have any examples of the "smaller things" I mentioned applying for, but this is how I draw (overall this took me about 5 days to do, likely about 18-20 actual hours of work.) Also dw about the image quality, it's just a screenshot, I can get better resolution.

Also, for my application as a writer, I offer thee an example of my work from Ao3

Drowning in the Deep Blue Sea, You're Still There for Me

It's not a rickroll I promise ;)

Also because it almost certainly matters, I have now seen all six seasons from Scott's PoV, so I am caught up on the series

Hello there . You asked for BigB writing advice and I come to thee with it. Disclaimer I may be slightly off because Roblox B also affects how I write him personally and MC BigB and Roblox BigB are different in a few areas !!

Anyway! For dialogue, when he does talk (he doesn’t usually talk in groups of 4+), he tends to stutter a bit. Not always, but enough. He does tend to tease and be a little mischievous, teasing someone in one sentence and then complimenting them in the next. King of backhanded compliments, tbh

He’s also pretty relaxed, usually. I’ve generally found that being taken by surprise / jumpscared is what scares him the most. He also does show nervousness around people, but he only expresses it in private - around the person, he puts on a smile and seems like he’s not scared at all, even if they threaten him. Hence how you get things like the Terry situation in the face of ZombieCleo range

He doesn’t really do allies? He’s untrusting of the allies he does have, tending to keep people at arm’s length, aside from genuine close connections (Nosey Neighbours). He’ll hold things in the alliance against them while simultaneously trying to fix things. He’s good at the social game, just doesn’t really have the connections to utilise it.

I hope this helps, people who have slightly different takes please refute me :]

This is amazingly helpful omg, thank you so so much kind Tumblr stranger

Oh hey a BigB enthusiast! Exactly what I need lol!

I'd definitely love at least a couple tips, if you've got the time to share em :D

Ok so I know I just made a post like this a little while ago but

I need help writing BigB

I literally barely see him ever in Scott's PoV helpppp D=: I know his basic vibe kinda but I don't know how to make dialogue and I accidentally made him a major character in this scene help!

The hilarious thing

In the three paragraphs he's present so far

And one line of dialogue

I've already done all of that

I'll definitely go for a "playful and mysterious" vibe since I unfortunately don't have time to watch his PoVs rn, so I'll find out if I've gotten way off base

Ok so I know I just made a post like this a little while ago but

I need help writing BigB

I literally barely see him ever in Scott's PoV helpppp D=: I know his basic vibe kinda but I don't know how to make dialogue and I accidentally made him a major character in this scene help!

i hauve a cold

Ok so I know I just made a post like this a little while ago but

I need help writing BigB

I literally barely see him ever in Scott's PoV helpppp D=: I know his basic vibe kinda but I don't know how to make dialogue and I accidentally made him a major character in this scene help!

Make a post you intend to be the masterpost, label it "Joelzzie Siren AU Masterpost" or whatever suits your fancy, then under that do "Part 1" "Part 2" separated by hyphens or line breaks or anything (the formatting is entirely up to you!)

Then open Tumblr in a different tab, so you have access to your other posts. Copy the link to the first Siren AU post, then go back to your draft. Underline the "Part 1" text, and click the link icon (for me it's second from the far right). Paste the URL from the comic. Bam! Hyperlink!

Repeat for the rest of the comics :D

And at the end, go to your posts, click the three dots, and "pin" should be an option. Then it'll be at the top of your blog and everyone can see the Siren AU easy peasy!

(And if you make other AUs or comic series at some point, just add a section to the masterpost!)

You should make a master post so we don't need to scroll to find different parts of your au!!

Just a suggestion :)

how do i do this 💔

This is a scene that is going in the fanfic immediately

It might not make it till the end cause of what I have planned

But goddamn it's going in there

CUTIES

This is extremely helpful omg thank you thank you mwah mwah (platonic mutual kisses)

Y'all, I need help...

I need tips for writing Joel? Cause I've got a Chapter 2 lined up from Joel's perspective where he's coming back on the ship, but I don't know how to write it

If it helps, here's what I've got:

"The ship was in full disarray. The crew rushed back and forth, heaving lines and tightening the sails, throwing the sandbags overboard. Everyone was ecstatic to be returning home after three years at sea, "

Yes that's all that's in the chapter right now and yes I stopped in the middle of a sentence

PLEASE HELP I'M GOING CRAZY BUT I NEED TO FINISH THIS PART AND ESTABLISH THE JOELOTTIAN TRIO BEFORE I CAN GET BACK TO LIZZIE AND HER SHENANIGANS

Y'all, I need help...

I need tips for writing Joel? Cause I've got a Chapter 2 lined up from Joel's perspective where he's coming back on the ship, but I don't know how to write it

If it helps, here's what I've got:

"The ship was in full disarray. The crew rushed back and forth, heaving lines and tightening the sails, throwing the sandbags overboard. Everyone was ecstatic to be returning home after three years at sea, "

Yes that's all that's in the chapter right now and yes I stopped in the middle of a sentence

PLEASE HELP I'M GOING CRAZY BUT I NEED TO FINISH THIS PART AND ESTABLISH THE JOELOTTIAN TRIO BEFORE I CAN GET BACK TO LIZZIE AND HER SHENANIGANS

once and for all

collab with @applestruda

would anyone buy them if I turned them into keychains

Hey hey wonderful Trafficblr peeps, especially @whiver-wyverncat lovely mutual <3 love you lots

So I was rewatching Scott's Double Life, and I had a fanfiction idea that needs rating (I don't know if this has already been done, but either way I thought it could be a fun thing after I finish the Joelzzie siren AU)

Modern, Soulmates AU, where everyone's paired up like Double Life, along with Skizz & Gem and Mumbo & Lizzie. Scott is the main PoV. People who haven't found/don't reside with their soulmates after they're in their 20s are kind of seen as having failed in life, and dating someone other than your soulmate is absolutely SCANDALOUS

Soulmates share a tattoo on their hands. They'll also have any injury done to their soulmate appear on them until they meet. Scott and Jimmy dated in college before Jimmy found Tango, and they broke up on sour terms (Jimmy got sent to the ICU because of Tango, which is where they met, and Jimmy thinks Scott abandoned him there, but actually the nurse people wouldn't let Scott see Jimmy because they weren't soulmates. Scott got angry at the idea of "soulmates" after that and when he found out Jimmy found his soulmate, he got really flighty and Jimmy decided to break it off.)

A couple years later, Scott's living with his college friend Cleo, and Cleo has a girl friend group and they realized Pearl's tattoo looks similar to Scott's (Scott wears gloves but Cleo's seen it before he started wearing them) and when Scott ends up out with Cleo they stumble into her friends who insist they get Scott and Pearl to meet and check if they're soulmates

Scott gets trauma triggered and goes on a bad bender the night before they're supposed to meet and (ironically) ends up in the ICU. The Girl Group gets Pearl in there because she suddenly felt awful and they're like "alright let's get to Scott now" and the worst happens, and they're Soulmates

Enemies-to-friends with hints of will-they-won't-they (but they won't) about challenging the amatonormative society with gay and platonic shenanigans. (also Scott and Jimmy make up in the end dw)

So my room mate dragged me into a fandom kicking and screaming...

Guys, My cousin knows nothing about the life series but has heard me ramble about it so much they know most of the plot and have a VERY basic understanding of some of the players personalities. So today they decided to write a Crackfic and I haven’t stopped laughing.

Peak fiction right there.

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Ok so I was just talking to a couple of my friends about the Lion King, right? And we had this hilarious thought that what if Scar was bitten by a spider instead of a cobra (how he got his scar, y'know)

But as I was forming the thought, my brain betrayed me, so it went like

What I meant to say: "What if Scar (lion)..."

What my brain immediately thought of: "What if Scar (Hermitcraft)..."

So yeah, that's how this month's hyperfixation's been going, how about yours?

@baosci @whiver-wyverncat @milniar-problemsolved

Hey y'all, guess who finished the first chapter early!

HAVE FUN AND LMK WHAT IT'S LIKEEEEE

i just looked up impulses ten year anniversary on hermitcraft because they mentioned it on the new podcast episode with joe, and turns out its today! happy hermit-versary impulse!

First chapter's getting posted tonight babyyyy :D

"Shadow Lady?" the soft voice of her mother called, warbling through the ocean.

She smiled, zipping through the water toward the sweet song. The muscles in her powerful tail, almost four times as long as her torso, carried her through the currents at a lightning speed. The gem around her neck, connected by a thin chain to the back of her neck, fell flush against her chest as she whipped around rock formations and brushed against seagrass. In a quick motion, she darted into the clam shell leaning against a rock that made her home, doing a quick lap around her startled mom before throwing her hands up and stopping. "I'm here!"

Her mother chuckled. Pink Coral Branch was known to be a gentle giant, as tall as a hydrothermal vent but as warm as a summer ocean current. Her large hand wrapped around her tiny daughter, bringing her close to her chest. 15 feet of human, 15 feet of tail, all boundless love.

A nameless tune drifted through the water, coming from Pink Coral Branch. Shadow Lady tried to join in, though her notes were off-pitch and her inflection sloppy at best.

"One day, child, you will grow as tall as this reef, and be responsible for the life in it." Pink Coral Branch said. "Your top half will be as long as your tail, and your voice will become something very special."

Shadow Lady held up her necklace, feeling a small tug at the top of her spine. Pink Coral Branch reached for her own necklace. "Do you know what's in here?" She took it off her neck and put it in Lizzie's hands, though it was almost larger than her upper body.

"It's our voice!" She said, grinning up at her mother.

Pink Coral Branch nodded, then took the necklace and weaved it back over her head. "When the necklace grows off your neck, you must keep it safe at all times. It will be how you sing, how you beguile, and how you put on a human skin. Never lose it."

Shadow Lady clutched her necklace in both hands, close to her chest. "I will never."

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Lizzie sighed dramatically, smacking her face into her arms. "I hate it here."

@baosci @whiver-wyverncat y'all i think my brain did something O-O

All credits to baosci for the AU