Latest Posts by hetalian-weirdo-return - Page 3

ne ne papa

This has to be true.

Hws Italy is the baby daddy to many but has never paid a cent of child support.

My friend just sent me this lol

Give me Napoleonic War era Frussia or give me death

Do we fw results of the fourth anti -French coalition

Gangstatalia Prussia has to be my favorite gangsta character (and favorite character in general tbh)

Hetalia Gangsta Chapter 541 (me!!)

The people have requested that I continue suffering, so please appreciate this scanlation that is made up of my tears and shame /j

Hetalia Gangsta Masterlist

Btw I'm pretty sure the google street view of their house is not what Prussias looking at but just for our view and the lore

And here is the link for all the cleans again! (They're lazy and horrible this time but I decided to still include it in this post...)

this makes so much sense and I love it

these are the vibes I get from hetalia ships

GerIta: buddy cop action comedy

FrUk: classic period piece romance

Also FrUk: absurdist sketch comedy

USUK: box office blockbuster

Asakiku: mystery cult classic

Ameripan: high school sports drama

RusAme: psychological thriller

Also RusAme: dark comedy

Rochu: indie family drama

Spamano: 12 season telenovela

there wasn’t enough room for China lmao

I saw this and I had to do it

okay, Germano idea where Germany THINKS he has a crush on Veneciano but slowly realizes he likes Romano instead, and at first, Romano doesn’t like him back but then is like, damn, this Buff Potato Bastard is actually really hot, and from there it’s them being in denial about they’re feelings till they finally confront each other about it.

I feel like this fits them

Little Italy doodle I did in class

Bro, my teacher came up behind me and was like “is that anime 🤓” and I almost started crying 😭

Gotta listen to some Rammstien before going to school because there’s no way I can deal with those hooligans without listening to aggressive German sounds first.

my new homescreen ✨

Germany my beloved dork ❤️

god i was reading through some of the world stars chapters just so i could get screenshots of him and😭😭😭😭oh my god i actually love him so much words actually cant describe it ive been gushing over him to my friends all day

y’all, TueTemp is emo and I needed that

Draw a circle that's the Earth, we are Hetalia!

Look how many friends you have! The world is truly a beautiful place at heart isnt it?

(some ships may not be included here please dont come for me)

shoelaces on MY dash in 2025??

Tumblr Code.

old man yoai 😭

Old man yaoi

I’m sorry, I had too

💀 🙏

why must you do this

i like to think im funny

Here’s a tribute to Prussia’s birthday, January 18th.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRUESSIEN

and here’s an old drawing of the German bros as Rita and Roli:

ouch….

Gerita angst

Other Side of Paradise by Glass Animals

Evil by Interpol

Why Do You Let me Stay Here by She & Him

@juntapacai @madam-of-lithuania

MUSIC LOVERS ASSEMBLE!!

i feel like starting a tag chain so i hope this works out :)

reblog this with 3 songs:

the song your listening to right now (or last one you listened to)

your current favourite song

a song of your choice

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mine:

its now or never - elvis presley/love in the dark - adele

trastevere - måneskin

nevermore - queen

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fabulous, I love it. Tysm!

I’d love to see her in a Mexican-American War uniform, if you don’t mind

((There were a LOT of different uniforms at the time but she was an officer + some sketches))

absolutely beautiful drawing

8 April 1866 • A secret Italo-Prussian Treaty was signed

…according to which, Romano agreed he’d help kick Austria’s ass, and Prussia guaranteed he’d not back off from the war until Veneciano’s reunited with the rest of Italy.

Now, why Romano, you may ask, if the Risorgimento was initiated more so by the North? Well, in my interpritation, it all started with Sardinia/Piedmont-Sardinia/Savoy, (a separate OC because she deserves it), whilst Romano joined her in 1861, – who had been the Kingdom of Two Sicilies under the Bourbon rule prior, his people voting 98,5% to join. Thus, the Kingdom of Italy was proclaimed in 1861; with Venice still living under Austria’s rule up until 1866.

And it was mailnly upon Romano to be the Kingdom of Italy in the next 5 years. Not that he had ever wanted it.

[As you may have noticed, I got into PruMano and Risorgimento simultaneously, god forbid. And I’m trying not to trail off, but I’ve got a detailed version of the events’ interpretation in my head – what happened to Sardinia? why is it Romano and Veneciano, out of all, specifically, that came to be modern Italy? What about the Papal States? — but more on all that to come🫢]

The last thing I’ll add, is that though I tried to make their uniforms nerdy af accurate, basing Romano’s off Sicilian Regiments’ Chivalry and Prussia’s off high-ranking Prussian commandment on general, this is still a silly anime bois fanart first and foremost lol. Take nothing seriously

y’all, I love Bésame Mucho, and I love this.

in the garden 🍅 besame mucho

💀

based on this -> 💔(┬┬﹏┬┬)💔

I am in full support.

no more cold and calculating i want warm and calculating. i want characters who use deductive reasoning to figure out whether their friend would like a wool or cotton quilt based off of their lifestyle, career, hobbies, and habits. i want "your nails are often chipped because you work for a law firm as a typist for this company which notoriously underbudgets their IT department, so ive bought you a keyboard cover that will not only prevent manicure damage but is also sensory friendly because I know you dislike certain clicking noises". i want characters who figure out their friends entire schedules and social battery levels just by examining who only use that info to know when the best time is to hang out with them. i want characters who create elaborate, supervillain level schemes just to get their hands on some collectible they know their best friend wants. most of all i want characters who do not use intelligence and reasoning skills as a reason to be cruel but as a means to be kind

I like this. I love deep diving into how my country in Hetalia connects to the actual country. I struggle with hating this nation and the fear of living in it. I imagine APH America loving DC but also loving everything else. He appreciated the back country and the small towns and farms. But he also appreciates the big cities and everything that comes with it. I imagine that he takes time to look at graffiti in back alleyways. He takes time to drive to the smallest towns in the country. He loves the Appalachian Mountains, and he loves NYC.

As someone from DC, much of the Hetalia fandom lacks the nuances of growing up in such a place; especially in regards to the character of America/Alfred. America/Alfred would have a secret service detail, many of the events he would go to would be high security events, he would probably LIVE IN DC or in the area, he would give tributes at US leader’s funerals and would be in the front row alongside the family and presidents, BE WOULD HAVE A MEMORIAL LIBRARY AT THE VERY LEAST, he would adore DC sports teams and would probably want to meet Jaiden Daniels irl, at the Easter egg roll he would dress up as the Easter bunny and run around with the kids on the White House lawn, AND HE WOULD HAVE A COLLECTION OF PICTURES WITH THE PRESIDENTS. That man would live and breathe DC and I STAND BY MY TRUTH!

Y’all, I am all for an Italy having his hair covering his eyes

Italy Blast

Us Americans are required to do so.

Slay. TY to my pookie for inspiring me to make this by finding this post on Quora 😛