Love Pissing Off Homophobic Dads

WHY DO I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE GETTING GFS WHILE IM OUT HERE PINING OVER SHIT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN???

"It's not what you think it means" Lottie's right, the necklace means you're gay

call me crazy

but i really do think we're gonna get a hot and heavy scene with melissa where Shauna accidentally calls her jackie

a convo between shauna and melissa at some point, probably:

melissa: I saw you

shauna: what

melissa: spit in mari’s soup. I saw

shauna, reaching for a knife: oh yeah? and what are you going to do about it?

melissa:

shauna:

melissa: could you do it again

shauna: again?

melissa: yes but like, next time, in my mouth, maybe

shauna:

melissa:

shauna: okay

Me at every heteronormative scene in Yellowjackets

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

I am starting to think that the girl hiker will be pit girl for a couple of reasons:

First of all the hunt of pit girl and her butchering feel so emotionless, like even with ben there was some sort of emotion (specifically seen with Nat and Misty) and even if these girls going kookoo I can't see the more sensitive memebers having no reaction (at least not from where we're at now) to pit girl at all, at least not if she's one of their own

Second of all the hikers that found them are specifically bird watchers and if you go back to the pit girl scene in episode one you here the girls making a bunch of u guessed it, bird noises. These sounds also mean the girls are playing with their victim, and if it was the hiker girl taunting her with bird noises seems accurate.

As well I think the pit girl scene is coming sooner then we thought considering Tai and Van talking about how winter is coming soon and how back in season 1 it literally came overnight. Not only that but given it seems they're debating waht to do with the hikers it's possible they settled on letting one go back to get them help while they keep the other hostage to keep them silent on what they walked in on. We also know the girls are capable of holding someone prisoner for a while as seen with ben which once again renforces the hostage thing.

Finally we have the fact that pit girl, as her name indicates, fell into the pit. Now we know Mari one of the two viable candidates for the pit girl allegations obviously knows where it is and though we have never seen gen see it on screen I doubt they never end up revisting the hole later. But you know who wouldn't even know the existence of this pit, a hiker.

obviously I could be super far off but like might as well through my theory into the ring lol

𝙰 𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚢𝚜́ 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚌𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚒 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎?

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

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𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍𝚜 ✩

since they are all sharing one dream, the dream has all the elements from each of them. shauna thought jackie silenced/smothered her all the time, lottie wants akilah to do the impossible (connecting to wilderness) and van is witnessing it and can’t prevent it from happening (tai burning the cabin)