The Chances Of Dying To A Direct Meteorite Impact Are Low, But Never Zero

What if you put milk in a humidifier and put a lactose intolerant person in a chamber with it and watched as they claw at the door and shit uncontrollably

One hill that I will die on is that Xar likes warm milk better than cold milk.

GUYS I WAS WRONG I DIDNT LOSE MY ACCOUNT

Hi everyone! Just figured I'd come on and say I have to unfortunately stop using this account. I've gotten a new phone and I don't remember the password to this account so I won't be able to log in on my new phone. I've tried changing my password and the email attached to this account but you need your password to change those which I do not have. I'm sure there's a solution to this but I honestly just figure making a new account will be easier. If you enjoy my contributions to the fandoms I have partaken in then I will repost this post on the new account. I will have probably made it by tomorrow. I encourage you to continue following me there.

Fandoms I partake in include:

The Ledgend of Zelda

Heroes of olympus

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Maze Runner

How to Train Your Dragon

The Wizards of Once

Arcane

If you like these things please follow my new account that will have hopefully reposted this by tomorrow. I hope to see you all soon and not have to rebuild my online presence

There's no way Tumblr is real because a fandom can be dead for more than 15 years and people on tumblr will be posting fanart, head canons, analyses, fanfictions, headcanons, memes, role plays and everything else a fandom has ever had. It's like a weird ass colony of underwater fungi that's isolated from the rest of the world that no one knows about

Just posted a fic about the httyd books u should read it (I've only got the first chapter so forgive me for that but I swear it's good)

If he doesn't look at me the way hiccup looks at Astrid I'm sorry but I don't fucking want it.

My favourite part about my hero is the fact Bakugo is literally just a guy. He's got no soul crushing backstory, he's got married parents with well paying jobs, he's always been highly respected by his peers and the one thing that could've been used to a traumatic backstory (the sludge monster) no one takes seriously because of the hey UA video and I honestly don't think it traumatised him that bad cus that's pretty much the only time it's ever brought up and it's done so in a comedic light. Even the fandom reaches to give this kid a struggle so we all just decided he's hard of hearingand got PTSD from the sludge monster. HE reaches to give himself a backstory. That's why he hates Deku for helping him out of the creek. And the best part? HIM BEING LITERALLY JUST A GUY IS PIVOTAL IN HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ARC

If men have Roman empires then women have Joan of Arcs

Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of

Again and again, Hiccup was hauled back up through the trapdoor, again and again he was thrown into the sea- and each time he was left underwater for longer and longer.

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"We're just trying to keep him warm and alive," continued the Wodensfang, "and scare away the winterfleshers. The Windwalkder is blowing air into him so he doesn't drown."