HELP IT LOOKS LIKE THE EDITING WAS DONE WITH AI

Spoiler: he doesn’t get up. In fact, he goes lower and pulls her down with him.

One hill that I will die on is that Xar likes warm milk better than cold milk.

This

Wouldn't you want things to be presentable when you have a partner? Why not start now and FI YOUR TWITTER BIO

If they don’t love me at my messy bio they don’t deserve me at my Miss Beloved

Best httyd quote?

If it’s too hard to choose, which book in the generally most quotable?

I think my favourite quote was in the epilogue of book of book 7 when Hiccup says "Maybe all kings should bare the slave mark to show that they are slaves to their people and not the other way around."

Or in book 1 when Hiccup gets mad at Stoick and says "What kind of father puts his stupid laws before his own son?"

Yet another reason to hate the hidden world

In the second movie Valka had eyebags and wrinkles. In the third she looked like a Victoria's secret model

THATS NOT THE SAME PERSON

you know what i think would be fucking hilarious? if percy was fighting a monster and instead of using his sword or some other demigod powers or magic he just straight up clocks it in the face. like he just starts throwing hands. he’s a new yorker. he got kicked out of multiple boarding schools. like fuck all the proper demigod ways of fighting, just BAM! have an unexpected knuckle to the face bitch

The chances of dying to a direct meteorite impact are low, but never zero

Valka and snotlout would have such a cute familial relationship if dreamworks didn’t suck

Something about the how to train your dragon books no one talks about is the intense desire you get to be a better person once you finish reading them

I adore Ruffnut

Ruffnut httyd is the character of all time, especially in rtte. She would set her brother on fire if it was funny. She almost killed a guy with dragon venom trying to save her brother. She’s a dumbass. She’s outwitted the gang’s most cutthroat enemies. Her family’s achievements are a point of pride. She hates her loser cousin for letting her brother down. She canonically smells like fish. Guys are tripping over each other trying to ask her out. Her middle name is Eugene. She’s even bisexual.