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Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped

Hunter: Where are you?

Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.

Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?

Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-

Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Wrecker: Is there a word that's a mix between happy and sad?

Tech: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate

Omega: Smad

Crowley: Aw you have a crush on me. How cute!

Aziraphale: Crowley, we are married and we adopted three kids.

Crowley: Still cute.

Echo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Crosshair : Why? It was important.

Echo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Crosshair, shrugging: The people need to know.

Maggie: Sometimes we need to let go of the ones we love.

Crowley: If they come back, then it's meant to be.

Aziraphale/Nina both looking like they got ten min of sleep: I'm going to the store. I'll be back in ten minutes.

Y'know, before the movie Nimona, there was a comic book. I liked Nimona before it was cool.

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

Crosshair: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Hunter: ... Your what?

Crosshair: My friends.

Tech: Are they saying “friends”?

Echo: I think they're being sarcastic.

Wrecker: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Crosshair! All of your friends are in this room.

Crosshair: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends!

Echo: WHY. why did you give Crosshair a KNIFE?! Hunter: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Echo: Now I feel unsafe! Hunter: I’m sorry. Hunter: ... would you like a knife?

Thanks for giving me a chance ❤