I Just Know Nicky Would Unironically Call Borderline Everyone Maus In German Like If Someone Gets Particularly

in light of the recent nora post: i don't know if i can ever be mentally stable if kevin day gets a duology in which he is supposed to be finally healing only for his self to be completely reduced to exy and end up with miss thea 'i do not acknowledge the raven abuse' muldani like i might actually break yk

I fear the characters in this au are the most biblically accurate aftg characters I've ever encountered

pt.74!! <pt.73

pop culture infiltrating the socmed because i wholeheartedly believe dan and neil would be cooking that up. ft twinyards texts because i do believe andrew just sends him bullshit like a cat bonking its face on you then running away when you go to say hi

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the song mowgli's road by marina is soooo jean moreau coded here are my arguments:

"I'll escape if I try hard enough,/Till, King of the Jungle calls my bluff" literally jean in the first few months after being sold to be riko's

THEN "I'll do as I am told" literally pre-healing jean at the beginning of tsc (and during his life before renee saved him)

"You say Y-E-S to everything" jean at the nest because he knew No was not an option

and MOST IMPORTANTLY "Do you think you will be good enough,/To love others and to be loved?" LITERALLY JEAN'S CONSTANT TRAIN OF THOUGHTS

I'm obsessed

i did not fully grasp the chokehold aftg has on me until a situation i found myself in this evening: just came back from running 4.6 kilometres (not much but it's not zero so i take that as a win) for the first time after not having been running (or doing any sports tbh) since march-- all because i imagined the disdain Neil Jean and Kevin would have looked at me with for slacking off like this for two months straight

granted the speed (or lack thereof) i was going with would have probably prompted even more scorn but we can't all be fucking inhumane fast can we now

ALSO turns out wearing a bandana really is a game changer it's so cool not having my fringe in my eyes all the time (but i do feel a bit terrified that i start resembling Neil more and more first i found out the running joke in the fandom about neil and jorts and i might or might not be a proud wearer of those now the bandana and i also realised halfway into the run that the camp half blood tshit i wore was technically the foxes orange so... feeling very cringe rn ngl)

i caught beautiful sunset though yay

guess he'll just have to surpass that amount of kisses by kissing jeremy himself 😌

Imagine Jean getting jealous of how often Jeremy kisses Jab in the next book lmao

the chin grab-- no thoughts head empty poor jeremy is going to short-circuit

Imagine Jean getting jealous of how often Jeremy kisses Jab in the next book lmao

maybe it's just my katarsis (as in the lithuanian band) brainrot overlapping with my jerejean brainrot (send help) but i can't stop thinking about how the song tavo akys really fits jerejean so well like firstly there is this general desperation and the hunger the song conveys to me personally that just makes me think about how both jean and jeremy have this overwhelming feelings for each other they don't realise are mutual (yet) AND jean thinking about jeremy's eyes (don't even get me started on the whole brown thing) and how jean sees jeremy's smiles often don't reach them but ALSO on the other hand jeremy seeing jean's trauma in his expression so often so the whole part of the song with "your eyes see pain" and so on can be applied to them both from each others perspectives AND THEN at the beginning of the song "the home burns" like hello what a coincidence and this is regarding both their feelings figuratively and the arson situation literally (rip cozy home nr 1) (they'll build a new one together) ALSO there is this general feeling of hopelessness to the song and the boys are so falling for each other but don't allow any hope to get added to the equation (not yet anyway) (though jean at least is on the right path with admitting to himself what he WANTS) (tsc3 has me waiting on my knees) (please let them hope and get what they hoped for please)

went out to run some errands to stop thinking about jerejean for a bit because the amount of feelings I get from them is sometimes a Lot (capital L). anyway saw this on a wall just now-- thoughts immediately spiralled back to jeremy mission successfully failed

something something declan lynch kevin day

saw this meme and knew I had to make an aftg version

the og meme was about the trojan war which I hope Kevin would've found as funny as I had