Happy Gojira Day :0

#lies and slander #this is NOT #SHUTUP

having a nervous girl in my dms is sooo cute,,

her pretending to be shy and absolutely innocent, starting a conversation with a ‘hi, didn’t mean to bother you, but your posts are so nice’

nice, mhm? maybe you meant that they are hot?

maybe you wanna tell me about you reading them with your friends or family around and trying to hide how fucking horny you became because of them? how you’ve been squeezing and rubbing your thighs, trying not to be so obvious, trying not to show that my posts turn you on so much you’re becoming a wet needy mess?

you’re so easy, baby, sooo obvious

but sure, go on, say hi to me,, as if you still wanna play the role of an innocent baby who’s not thinking about me sexting you how turned on i am because of your little act and how badly now i need to hear you whimpering in an audio for me and calling me mommy <3

im not a robot girl but one thing that always gives me gender envy is big ai systems that control like large buildings or stuff and have full control over it and everything in it and have like female sounding voices so they read as women like glados or the ai from that one halo book i read as a kid. its kinda gender as fuck

Prev’s junk is cold. Reblog to put it in your mouth

Google Docs

on transfeminine modes of dress

hi, if you'll do me a little favor and spread my little survey around i'd be grateful. i'm interviewing trans women on how they feel about dressing, as i want my final project at school, a five-look runway collection to be released next year, to be considerate of transfeminine bodies. so i'd appreciate your response! (i can release the responses at the end if y'all are curious.) and if you're not a trans woman, please do reblog this to help it spread round to someone who is. ^_^

Me stumbling across a wild trans girl: "Oh, hey there."

Her: Hisses

Me: Calmly holds out my bio so she can smell the pronouns. "I write monster TF fiction."

Her: immediately starts meowing loudly for food.

Listen to me. Hairy dykes are vital to the community. Essential. And I mean hairy dykes. Happy trails, fuzzy stomachs, chest hair on breasts or flat chests or otherwise, hairy pits, full bushes, hairy arms and legs. Hairy asses. Facial hair. I’m talking all of it. If you’re a hairy dyke you’re a cornerstone of this community I love you you’re so sexy

i’m not saying i wanna do porn but holy fuckkk i need to get gang banged by a bunch of cute girls on camera!!!!! i need to be slutted out and passed around until all of them are satisfied

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

trans girl in seattle on tinder is like "here is the exact date i started hormones and a list of surgeries i have and have not received. habitual sub bottom but aspiring mommy 🥺 primarily t4t but cis lesbian chaser save meee" and you look at her job and she's an aircraft engineer at boeing

The divine right of kings but it's a curse