I’m Sucking On That Girlpenis Slowly And Contemplative, Like A French Noir Detective To A Cigarette,

they need to give me a sword, one so holy it's very presence burns those filled with evil. and then i need to corrupt it, turn it inert, into a simple heavy blade bereft of it's once holy power. i will bathe it in the blood of the innocent and kind, until the once glorious songs of battle sung by the blade are replaced with cries of sorrow. and thn ill hauve sex wth it

god damn it I just read Human Domestication Guide and now I have to play stellaris, the hot plant women have got to me

Literal definition of spyware:

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...obsession problems??? i dont have problems with obsessing. im amazing at it, actually.

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

What do you mean you won't read Tolkein to me while I cockwarm you?????

Yes, you have to do the voices!!!!!

I wish i could have a normal crush... but no, my brain wants to worship every little detail of you until it drives me insane

Oh how I yearn for you my love

I jerked off 4 times today and I'm still so fucking horny

Wtf is this some kind of omegaverse fanfiction???