Just Finished Rick And Morty....i Know He's Like Way Older But Good Lord

love at first sight? nah fuck that, gimme love at first fight >>>>

imagine arguing with someone, expecting it to go exactly like all your other attempts of sparking a good fight where they'd back off after seeing an unsettling, eager, glint in your eyes.

But not them, they don't back down, they see that glint and challenge it head on.

imagine everyone else terrified watching you two, thinking you're about to kill each other as your words get sharper and sharper, vile words that would make soldiers cry being spat in a back and forth.

No one is too surprised when you two end up on the floor, but what does surprise them is the fact that even though both of you will definitely have black eyes in a few minutes and someone's bleeding, maybe it's both of you no one can tell, you both have shit eating grins, like children playing.

Because the two of you have finally found your match, someone who can take those venomous words and give something even more potent back, someone you can kick just to end up with a gut punch. It's like a game, a conversation for you both, your own language since everyone else thinks they need to call the police because they can't see that you're perfect for each other in all the worst ways.

watching the english dub of yu yu hakusho with my grandma.

she's enjoying it, only complaints are how they keep dragging everything out which is fair.

but that episode with jin 💀

my grandma's irish and when we heard his accent we were both laughing so much lmao. like it came out of nowhere, so unexpected.

it sounded like an over-exaggerated accent, like someone thought of the stereotype and bumped it up to 100😭

she was pretty sad about genkai too.

i love kuwabara, cool dude fr....but he's so corny when he's with the girl (i forgot her name) i feel the seconda hand embarrassment and cringe as if im actually there.

i just wanna throw hands with somebody, punching biting, all that jazz and roll around on the floor until we're tired and fall asleep leaning on each other.

like c'mon darlin, I'll be your punching bag if you'll be mine?

bonus points if we sit and patch each other up afterwards

Man i love arcane, the art is absolute perfection

but....

this? ^??? this fills me with rage because WHY THE FUCK IS HIS HAIR WHITE BUT HIS BEARD STAYS THE SAME!??!!

HE GOES TO THE SPIRITUAL VOID OF GAYNESS AND HIS BEAR JUST CAN'T BE ARSED TO CHANGE TO WHITE TOO???

WHY??

A short snippet of that fic

i did a poll ages ago for what kinda story i should do....the results said the majority of you wanted street racing au (car) Ghost x male reader (motorbike)

it's probably gonna take me a bit since i want to do some proper research into what cars and bikes but here's a little snippet, this might not make it into the final draft though.

The white light from the streetlights illuminate the road while the thunderous sounds of engines fill the air. One one side of you there's your fellow biker, her electric blue streaks popping in the dark of the night, on the other side of you there's a car. You glance over curiously which is when you notice....it's ghost...the fucking masked bastard who always wins, well not for long if you have anything to do about it. You grin under your helmet as you lean over, tapping the window of his car. He looks over and for a moment you think he has no eyes. bloody hell, his eyes were almost soulless. You shake that thought away, grinning under your helmet as you raise your hand and make a 'professional' and 'mature' gesture (you made the wanking gesture)

The flag girls begin their countdown.

"THREE!"

" TWO!"

"ONE!"

theres a pause

"GO!"

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BRO IT'S A STUPID SHOW ABOUT GODDAMN CELLS WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO SAD!??

THE WAY I GOT SO ATTACHED TO FUCKIN LACTIC ACID BACTERIA???

this show is so damn sad and emotional for no reason, like they're just doing their jobs 😭 also that blond killer T cell (i will not forget the image of him in that dress) and neutrophil guy lowkey kinda fine ✋😔

but i feel kinda bad for the cancer cell. Whoever created this was definitely smoking this bcz what the fuck kinda thought process do you need to go "oh! lets give fuckin CANCER a sad backstory and slightly twisted yet good intentions" whyyyyy.

and the poor lil platelets, they're so cute when they're working so hard! the fact they get bribed by medals tho is kinda funny.

and that scene where the tree guy (forgot his name) ended up all disco just to fight off the flu. i kinda wished the neutrophill got a cooler upgrade.

it's also really funny that the red blood cell girl was like "oh he's so kind, such a sweetheart really" and then this dude is legit screaming and covered in a bacterias blood "DIE! DIE! DIE! KILL! KILL!" 💀

Eggs: egg fried rice or eggy bread, anything else makes me feel sick.

Steak: not bothered as long as it aint raw or burnt, so probably medium.

Milk: again not bothered, usually whatever's in the fridge lol, so semi skimmed. i guess.

Alcohol: havent tried any, closest thing to alcohol is bitter shandy and ginger beer, highly recommend those, delish. (they're just fizzy drinks)

Warm drink: always love a good cuppa (tea) no sugar tho. hot chocolate's nice too. but @xi1dius cup-a-soup is not a fucking drink, it is a crime against god.

y'all feelin unmotivated?

here's an amazing motivational quote that my grandma told me today

"don't half cock it, go full cock"

her mind is a horrifying yet beautiful thing

I NEED A BUFF MAN IN A DRESS NOW!!!

Late night thinking pt 1/?

He had the kind of beauty that could only be found in those broken greek statues.

The kind where they're always reaching for something yet they are tragically frozen in place, unable to move, unable to reach that goal they dream of. Yet to everyone else they look beautiful, almost angelic.

It's tragic thats someones pain, someones curse is considered art to most. The romanticized suffering of those trapped forever.