ENFP: “I’ve Decided I’m Going To Open My Own Business, If That Doesn’t Work I’ll Become A Chiropractor!”

ENFP: “I’ve decided I’m going to open my own business, if that doesn’t work I’ll become a chiropractor!” *4 hours later* “actually I’ve decided I’m moving to Germany, see ya!”

INTJ: OK? take care? ... Be back by 10pm?

ENFP: “I’ve Decided I’m Going To Open My Own Business, If That Doesn’t Work I’ll Become A Chiropractor!”

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6 years ago

Praise be to God for this masterpiece. A painting only you can create.

wait for it, i promise it’s worth it


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8 years ago

Best Job/Class Tree in RPGs

What RPG has the best job/class tree? And why?

For me it’s either Tactic Ogre: Cling Together or Final Fantasy: War of Lions I like how I can mix and match the abilities and stats in FF, and I like how OP a job can be in TO


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6 years ago

ESFP: "LET'S HANG OUT AT A BEACH! I'm sure you'll like the ocean through your feet!"

INTJ: ... I want to know your thought process on why you would think I would ever like to go to the beach.

6 years ago

Guys Night Out

ENFJ: Since the girls ain't here, why don't we talk about what kind of woman we are attracted to?

ENFJ: I'll start! ... I like a woman who knows how to cook my favorite meals and likes the same king of music as I do.

ENTP: hmm.... I guess a girl who would laugh at my jokes and have a rocking hot bod. Oh! And a freak in the bed!

INTP: I'm not really sure myself. But she's got to be pretty and caring.

ENFJ: What about you, INTJ?

INTJ: ... A beautiful face and big boobs...

ENFJ: Whoa! INTJ! I never would've guessed!

ENTP: Yeah, I mean it would've been fine if it was me but-

INTP: it's just so unlike you, you know?

INTJ: Oh... Yeah... It is kinda weird, isn't it?

INTJ: then I shall change my answer...

INTJ: Someone who loves me with all her heart and has a beautiful face and big boobs. .... and No penis....

Everyone: Yes!


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8 years ago

Snake76

Snake76: Medic, do you hear me? Mercy: Jack? Is that you? Snake76: Dammit, medic! I’m Snake! Medic: o.. k.... snake? Snake76: Hang On, Medic, I think I see my enemies *Enter Widowmaker, Genji, and McCree*

Snake76: Well, well, well. Look at what we’ve got here. Sniper Wolf, Cyborg Ninja, and Revolver Ocelot all working together.

Widow: What? Genji: I think he’s talking about us. McCree: Why am I an Ocelot?

Snake76: CAN IT, Ocelot! Or should I say, Liquid!?

*Enter Dva in her MEKA*

Dva: Hi, guys! Thanks for waiting for me.

Snake76: GASP!! It’s Metal Gear!! and It’s fully operationa!!


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8 years ago

OTP!!

OTP in game

6 years ago

Surrender immediately or maybe kill myself before the game even starts in a freak accident during training.

reblog with your mbti and strategy if you were in the hunger games

INTJ / stepping off the podium during the countdown

6 years ago

I hate pay to win games.

So fun


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7 years ago

Didn't black sun have a song too? That wouldve been a better argument imo

Oh God…

oh god…

7 years ago

This made me realize that hawkmoth should just have at least one day without akumatizing people. Just take a break from villany.

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