The Staple Item In Captain Carswell Thorne's Closet

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(January 8, 2025)

haha it's absolutely jealousy

Pre-Southern Raiders, Toph starts calling Zuko "Sparky" and Katara starts doing so as well just because it annoys him. Zuko is desperately trying to ignore the Feelings this stirs in him.

Katara is extremely annoyed by how close Toph is to Zuko, always hanging off him, but it would be ridiculous if anyone thought that had anything to do with jealousy...

well hardy har de har you're getting a fucking glimpse of mr. burdock everdeen (and they're friends! what the fuck)

and asterid everdeen-neé march

“My father. He seems to be everywhere today. Dying in the mine. Singing hi way into Peeta’s muddled consciousness. Flickering in the look Boggs gives me as he protectively wraps the blanket around my shoulders. I miss him so badly it hurts.” (mj 246)

I do badly want to see Mr Everdeen in SOTR, I’ll take a GLIMPSE. I’ll take anything. Please.

Madge: *thinking about the Mockingjay pin* I'm gonna give this to a girl, then MAYBE she'll like me and realize how fucking gay I am for her. also haha screw you Gale she didn't wear anything you gave her

Katniss *thinking about the Mockingjay pin*: Wow this was Madge’s aunt’s, what a precious and valuable family heirloom, it must have been special to her, I’ll treasure it forever.

Maysilee *thinking about the Mockingjay pin*: this bird is ugly and stupid I’m literally never going to wear this.

@siriuslyobsessed394 @siriuslyobsessed394 @siriuslyobsessed394

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

imagine taking the time to send someone an ask under anonymous that just says "so i hate you and i'm going to attempt to make that your problem now actually but i don't even have the balls to do it under my real username" lmao

Hey so you're fucking disgusting!

according to most popular ao3 fics, characters say this to each other before they have sex. but as much as I’m flattered by the courting, I’m afraid I don’t fuck someone who looks like this

but good luck though! maybe the next person will be desperate enough to take you under their sheets ❤️

you guys remember Haymitch and his geese and how much that was a "lol...geese? why the fuck would he raise geese?" meme

well... this is his girlfriend

“As I reach the Meadow, I slip under the fence and pause to catch my breath and drink in the sight of Lenore Dove perched on her favorite rock. The sunlight picks up the hint of red in her hair as she bends over an ancient piano accordion. She coaxes a melody out of the wheezy old thing, serenading a dozen geese grazing on the grass, her voice as soft and haunting as moonlight.”

SHE RAISED GEESE NOOO HAYMITCH

“The moment our hearts shattered? It belongs to us.”

YES IT DOES BELONG TO YOU MY BABY BOY

😭😀🔫

(kms rq)

when I tell you i actually cackled

happy autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place season to all those who celebrate

you're fucking scary

(on a side note, i was once pretty tall but never grew past my height after third grade)

I need platform boots