EXCEPT FOR THE FUCKING GAZA SCAMS THOUGH... You've Got To Be A Special Kind Of Shit To Profit Off Of

bruh i was literally so confused as to why jason was wearing a maid outfit and what tf leo was supposed to be...

then i looked at piper

jesus i'm slow

Mildly late annual Halloween art

you didn't...

yes i'm writing a zutara titanic au what are you going to do about it

Hunger Games Theory about Johanna Mason

I have a theory I only realised recently (and maybe it's a stretch, but I think it's fascinating to think about):

We know a lot of the first names from the districts relate in some way to their district industry. But what about surnames? It's not as common, but we see some instances: the Trinket family in the Capitol, or let's look at Plinth in District 2, for example. What is a plinth? A sort of column, typically of carved stone. What is District 2's industry? *Masonry*. You know who else has a surname related to *Masonry*? Right, Johanna Mason.

So knowing District 2 trains & supplies a notable amount of Peacekeepers, it doesn't seem like too much of a stretch to think someone from 2 with the surname 'Mason' may have become a Peacekeeper. In any case it seems like an odd name for someone from the lumber district. So my theory is that a Peacekeeper from 2 was stationed in District 7, fell in love with a girl there & had a daughter who they named Johanna.

Now, we know that the rules for Peacekeepers forbid marriage & having children. We also know there's been more than one rigged reaping. So I think Johanna's father was a Peacekeeper from 2 & she was purposefully reaped to punish him for breaking the rules.

HOWEVER, this theoretical father would have a) known he broke the rules of the Capitol, & b) been trained in combat as a peacekeeper. Katniss states people in 12 don't go into the mines until they are 19 so that they never have the chance to learn how to use a pickaxe BEFORE being reaped for the games to put them at a disadvantage. So are girls in District 7 usually chopping lumber at 13, 14, 15? I'm not so sure. So Johanna could have been trained to fight by her father with the most inconspicuous weapon available in 7: an axe. Johanna received a TWO for her training score; Katniss says this was a trick to appear weak to her opponents, but what if it was also to hide the fact she had combat training from the Gamemakers/Capitol?

Well, the plan to reap Johanna to punish her father backfired spectacularly on the Capitol when she revealed she could fight & ended up winning the games. So while I do think part of the reason they killed everyone close to Johanna is because she resisted being trafficked by the Capitol, if this theory were true they would have also killed them to make Johanna pay for winning the games when she was supposed to die as punishment for her father...

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spotify disses me on the regular yall my music taste is ass

I—

I’m sitting her down for a crash course on Chappel later

here the shuze

“sirius canonically had short hair before azkaban-“ SHUSH. SHUSH NO HE DIDNT HE ALWAYS HAD THE LONG HAIR YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND

You’re my favorite character “i can ship you with almost anyone.”

vs.

You’re my favorite character “i can only ship you with one person/no person”

im going to be like 90 years old in a wheelchair talking ab some ‘wait but I need to finish this 300k zk fic’ when the nurse comes to get me for bed 😭😭

why does this need to be said chat

no actually it is not 'consent king behaviour' when he stops to ask before ripping someone's skirt off. no it's not 'couple goalssss' when he doesn't argue with his partner if they say they're too tired. no it's not 'gentlemanly' when he doesn't follow women into public bathrooms even if his friends tell him to. that's the bare minimum, guys. fuck this society. i'm out.

when you finish a fic that was everything you could of hoped for and you click on their user to see that they’ve written dozens of fics for that pairing