I Just Finished Shadow And Bone TV Series And I Am Not Ok I Am Not Ok

who's doing it like him

It will never stop being funny to me that after days and days of hard travel and fighting, most of the Fellowship are covered in mud and blood and dirt and their hair is an absolute mess.

And then there's Legolas. Who somehow is looking as perfect as he always has. And he has the nerve to tell Aragorn he looks terrible after the man fought a load of wargs, fell of a cliff, nearly drowned and then rode for a few days? I think he has every right to look terrible Legolas with your fancy hair.

'“How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?” Wylan said with a very passable imitation of Kaz’s glare.'

This is so funny to me. Like imagine if behind Kaz's back the crows have a death glare competition. Just for fun. Jesper cannot manage it in the slightest, Nina is just laughing, Matthias looks slightly ill when he tries and not particularly threatening, Inej is pretty good but Wylan? That boy knocks it out of the park! He's got the Kaz face almost perfect! So they're all staring at him terrified when Wylan himself suddenly looks petrified and they follow him gaze to see none other than Kaz himself, trying to glare at them but he can't hide his smile.

Me? Oh, no I'm completely fine. Definitely not spending every waking moment thinking about how Faramir gave Éowyn his mother's cloak and kissed her on the city walls and taught her that she could come out of the dark and find happiness again. Or that Éowyn showed Faramir that he was truly worth something very valuable when his father had always acted as though he were worthless and the person who loved him unconditionally, his brother, was dead. Nope. Not thinking about that. At all.

im watching Pride and Prejudice 1995 and even though I KNOW the ending i am still screaming at the TV i have 20mins left of the last episode and im so irrationally scared that Lizzy and Darcy wont get together i am STRESSED

Dying because I was talking to my dad about the Darkling and he thought I said the duckling

Newt Scamander is in fact the cutest most wholesome person in the entire Harry potter universe and I will fight anyone who says he isn't that man is a cinnamon roll and I love him to bits

so at the end of Secrets of Dumbledore...

the Quilin (might've spelt that wrong) bows to Dumbledore??? This makes no sense to me. Isn't it supposed to bow to someone pure of heart who can handle power and not be corrupt??? Dumbledore has already shown that he can be corrupted from his dealings with Grindelwald, why would he be chosen? He's a good man but he certainly has a capacity for evil. I propose that the Quillin should've bowed to Newt. I am certain that that man is literally incorruptible and he is so pure and wonderful, all he wants to do is help creatures he does not and will never have plans to use power for ill, so isn't he perfect??? Idk I just thought it was odd.

never forget that one time Sherlock Holmes (while Watson was trying to go to bed) took all the cushions and pillows from the room, put them on the floor, sat on them in his dressing gown, and stayed up all night smoking his pipe. the next morning he woke poor Watson up at 4am, called himself one of the biggest fools in Europe and said he deserved to be 'kicked from here to Charing Cross', then said that he'd solved the mystery and the answer was in the bathroom. he had solved the mystery.

Stil wait