What If We hyperfixated Together? 😗 JK JK… Unless- 😏

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

okay does anyone want to talk about puffy lore with me because this sheep lady be making my brain go brrrrrr with this new stream and also she has so many wacky connections that we don’t talk about

like. she joins the server. (my pet headcanon is that she was a pirate who sailed in from far away). she gets toured around by eret, first. she becomes one of his knights, along with hbomb.

then she meets niki. they go on a date together, and puffy gets to instantly flex being like, the healthiest partner on the server. puffy even plans on proposing someday. so puffy has basically met ½ of misferns through completely different channels.

dream becomes her duckling. she gives him a house. he follows her around and she starts to care for him. she basically becomes one of the only people on the server who cares for dream, who’s functionally a god, in an unconditional way.

and at the same time, she gives tubbo beeinnit as a christmas present. she doesn’t have hard feelings for the president. she recognizes that he is a teenager and that he misses tommy, instantly establishing her as one of the only functional adults on this server apparently.

she’s also there in the badlands arc. she’s discount skeppy. she’s good friends with awesamdude, in a motherly way. she cares for the egg, she’s proud when it grows.

oh and! she may or may not be a shapeshifter (she’s definitely not human, at least)! so there’s that too!

like. has anyone else realized just how many connections across different factions puffy has in the server, more than perhaps any other character? and how her hero arc has the potential to finally pull these disparate plots from across the whole server together into one? manifesting dream to finally take notice of everything puffy does and see her as a major player in the next arc because with all this lore that she’s established, she seriously should become one.

We all really slept on Quackity's POV of Doomsday. It's probably the saddest one out of all of them.

Quackity actually ran away from L'Manberg before the battle, with his only possession of value, his skeleton horse. He ran because he realized there was no saving the nation. He was scared and hopeless. He had no weapons, no armor. He knew he wasn't a good fighter. He was prepared to start a new life somewhere else.

But he realized after reading Ranboo's memory book that he wanted to fight anyway. This was the very thing he became vice president to do: try and stop tyranny, even if it cost him his last life. He had absolutely nothing to gain, everything to lose, and would lose everything anyway. And yet he came back.

He died again and again.

He lost. Dream, Technoblade and Philza annihilated L'Manberg.

And when everything was over, he stood on the obsidian scaffolding above the crater. He stood with Tubbo, Tommy and Wilbur, brothers in arms, he sang from his heart, the anthem lost to the bombing that only he remembered the words to, a final goodbye to his home.

Someone's cutting onions in here.

but how AM i gonna be an octopus about this??? ://

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

i don’t “make characters”, i break myself into pieces and then give the pieces names

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

dream’s whispers + reactions