Plz Hybe I Beg You I Have The Best Concept Ever For Ill-it.

@chuuyaszn Def sparkles and green. Like omg girl who's this DIVA ??? 😻😻 (You) And I don't have cartoon villain ahh ideas, I've just got a lot of imagination

@zestylemonsz You're sparkles green and light blue. Please for the love of good take CARE of you. Why do you always end up in the weirdest ahh situation

@tsuunara white.. Girlie pop.

@exymylove not rlly a mutual but you're green cuz you're a DIVA

all of u r wrong Actually so i made a new ask game!

THAT'S SAUR PRETTY 😻‼️

I wanna frame this.

Most IRL teenage girls will probably hold their keys if they see you 😭

Mr. Fyodor, is there anything that even you are very afraid of?

Yes.

Teenage girls.

Someone : You're adopted!

Dazai : Worse, I'm an accident.

Headcanon as a Chuuran shipper,

Dazai, Chuuya, Yosano and Poe once fought to see who's Ranpo's biggest fan.

(if you don't ship Chuuran just remove Chuuya <3)

I saw NO ONE talking about this scene in the season 4 opening.

Let me explain. Both of them are alone. There is not Fukuzawa or Dazai after them. They are both the only ones having this type of scene, and in their scenes, no one is with them. Like how they feel. Ranpo feels alone in this world he considers as filled with "monsters" he just can't understand. And Yosano felt alone in this war, because she was the reason it kept going, and she was alone facing it because no one understood.

Ranpo opens his eyes, while Yosano closes her eyes. During approximately the same period (I think I'm not sure), Ranpo's life started from total hell and went from heaven , while Yosano it's the opposite. And you can even see it from where they are positioned! Ranpo is at right while Yosano is at left.

Plus, it somehow strengthens their friendships. Because no one is there except them. It shows that, even though they are opposites they complement each other.

Or maybe I'm just overreacting the scene like those english teacher who overreact to what the writer means-

Kunikida is 2 months younger than Dazai (Dazai is born in june and Kunikida is born in august). So when Dazai will hit 23 years old, Kunikida will remain 22

I headcanon that Dazai doesn't know how to cook, but he knows how to make delicious pancakes (Kunikida taught him)

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Headcanon about my favorite duo in BSD : Ranpo and Yosano !

1 - Their trust in each other is on another planet. Yosano can go so far as to put her life in danger being sure to survive if Ranpo said she would survive.

2 - Yosano has always been feminist, as far as she remembers. So she always talked about her ideas of equality etc to Ranpo, and since Ranpo was a mama's boy, he agreed. Which made her happy to find a boy who was respectful like Ranpo.

3 - Yosano used to have a lot of nightmares of the war when she was younger, Ranpo even changed rooms to be with her to reassure her.

4 - Yosano once did a full face on Ranpo.

5 - They once exchanged their clothes. Ranpo was wearing Yosano's usual ouftit, and Yosano was wearing Ranpo's usual ouftit. It actually fits Yosano, but not for Ranpo…

6 - Ranpo bought her medical books when they were younger and she was coming out of the war, so she's not forced to rely on her ability.

7 - As long as Ranpo is not seriously injured, she refuses to torture him for healing. She just can't. She will heal him like a normal nurse would, and can't use her ability on him.

8 - Ranpo knows how to use makeup and take good pictures because Yosano force him.

9 - They both roast each other, public or not.

10 - Yosano used to rely on him a lot when she was younger. He was her savior, so she used to get stressed whenever he wasn't around. But it got better after a year, and she didn't rely on him that much.

11 - They know each other like the back of their hand, just like when Ranpo said "the danger arrive in 10 seconds", to give the other detectives time to hide before she arrives to ask who wants to accompany her for her purchases.

12 - They gossip like 294628 times a day

13 - Yosano explained medicine to Ranpo, and Ranpo said it's too confusing

14 - Both Yosano and Ranpo came to the conclusion that the agency is just a bunch of mentally ill persons

15 - Ranpo used to carry Yosano's bags. Don't think he enjoyed it

16 - Yes, Ranpo can give her his life, organs or whatever, but no, he won't give her his chips.

17 - Yosano often buys ramune for Ranpo, and she's mostly the one who opens it BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO OPEN DAYUM (I've tried)

18 - Yosano's name on Ranpo's phone is "Sadistic bitch" and Ranpo's name on Yosano's phone is "Genius bitch"…

19 - People often think they're either siblings or dating

20 - They both like to do night walks, where they both talk about their days, their past, their memory etc.

I lowkey hate the fact that some people headcanon Mitsuri is chubby because of her boobs. Like, you see a girl that isn't ridiculously skinny and you call her "chubby" ? Because she has thick thighs ? Because she has bigger breasts ? Is that all ? She isn't ridiculously skinny with a big breast so she's chubby ? I have nothing against chubby people. But c'mon, we saw her in her bath scene that she's slim. Stop believing she's chubby just because she's not ridiculously skinny to the bone.