Gladio: I swear to Astrals! If you touch my cup noodles again I will shave your ass!
Iris: *comes down the stairs* brother what are you-
*cat sitting on the coffee table keeping eye contact with Gladio with its paw half way in the cup noodles*
Gladio: *has his sword out ready to start swinging*
Your username is so real, but can I have a hug from you?
Um sure. *hugs*
I’m sorry I’m stepping away from the touchstarved fandom for a while. Been suffering severe depression and it’s getting worse by the day. Kinda avoiding all fandoms since I begin to hate it when I get depressed.
Nikolai: *Finishes brutally murdering someone* And yet I still feel nothing. *Eye twitches*
33 runs and no top had to use another I am so sorry the Mhin glam sucks
I just really like the idea of Ardyn in a suit ok
Noctis: I killed someone!
Prompto: What?! Noct that's illegal! We have to run away!
Gladio: if anyone asks we just tell them the empire made a clone of Noct and framed him.
Ignis: *pulls out a map with a bunch of red circles* We can dump the body here. No one will know. Leave the evidence to me I've done this before.
Noctis: .....
Prompto: *whispers to Noctis* I think Iggy has killed other people....
I thought Sigma was making that face because he got sick from the rides. But the haunted house scenes he’s asleep on one of the props. Poor thing is sleepy.
Today's Sigma is: taking a picture with his friend!
Cor: Prompto we need to talk about your problem.
Prompto: *in his pile of chocobo plushies* what problem?
Kira: You ever get a little voice in your head that tells you that someone is a red flag?
Ais: Which voice?
Kira: Are you- Are you okay?