J3libeanz - J3libeanz

canceled my prime membership today

tell your girl she's hot or i will

Soap is a pervert this. No, Soap is a hopeless romantic that. Well what if he’s both. Utterly and completely in love with his woman, so in love that he can’t help BUT be perverted when it comes to her. Yes he comes home with flowers, but while you’re bending over to smell them he’s humping your ass, getting off to you absolutely loving the flowers. He takes you to your favorite restaurant on your anniversary, the atmosphere all romantic and intimate. He’s staring at you like you placed the very stars in the sky, his voice a little shaky as he rattles on about how beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you. Your eyes are dewy from his little speech and he can’t help but chub up a bit because he loves how you look when you cry. He drops to his knees as he’s done plenty of times before, taking your hands as he looks at you. There’s a ring in his pocket and a pair of your worn panties in the other.

A/N: abrupt ending I literally just had to get this out my head 😭

i think my friends and i are flirting platonically but GOD msybe not

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

“#by the time I get here no one will be reading” my brother in christ, depraved ghost is the lifeblood of this fandom give me that nasty man

lkfjhkjfhst points were made

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

when you don't have an inner child or inner demons, just an inner sentient clump of dryer lint, and you're both too tired to be dealing with each other rn

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves