hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn
Why are there so many of these ToT
fan art i drew of wally dying in a glue trap
nutsack
a magical artifact that puts someone’s kill count above their heads explodes at a Wayne gala. some socialites have a number or two, no one bats (ha) an eye, it’s Gotham.
Brucie Wayne surprisingly has 0.
His three youngest sons have numbers in the hundreds
(Duke is adopted like a month later and is rly confused about why socialites keep asking for his “body count.” Is it a rich people thing?)
Teen socialite: So, Duke, I was just wondering what your body count is.
Duke, trying to flirt: Zero so far, but how would you like to be the first?
Duke: Why is everyone staring at me?
Inspired by this beautiful post by @hi-im-little-miss-me
Bat-fam watching Lego Batman and loving it, with extra uncle Supes
Hobie!!!!!!
hobie’s got a variety of pet names for miles. at first, miles wasn’t really big on pet names, but whenever he hears hobie call him something silly like “love” or “pretty” its OVER for him. bonus if hobie calls him brooklyn boy. brooklyn boy is so cute more fics needa use it
Hobie finding a cat in the middle of a mission.
Hobie holding up the cat: I will name you Sunflower jr. You can share a bed with Mayhem
Random dumbass villain trying to attack Hobie and the cat: PREPARE TO DIE
Miles single handle beating the living shit out the villain: Hobie, I love your love for stray animals but please focus!
Hobie looking at the half dead villain on the ground: on what? It seems like you did everything.
Miles rolling his eyes
Hobie opening a portal to his dimension: Now come on, we have to introduce Sunflower jr. to Mayhem.
Miles: oh dear lord
tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin
Okay but how funny would a ITSV au where Hobie was the one pulled into Miles dimension instead of Gwen be?
He shows up at Visions Academy, steals a uniform and immediately begins arguing with teachers about the classist nature of private education and the voucher system, but he's so smart and well read that no one ever figures out he's technically not enrolled at the Academy. Meanwhile Miles immediately starts crushing on this cool punk rock rebel who defies expectations but can't work up the courage to go up and say high.
Miles tries the shoulder touch, Hobie flirts back, and Miles turns invisible on the spot.