Eta: The Third To Last Option Says 500-999 Shhh

(Phil, Techno and Ranboo talk about Phil’s hardcore death.)

Phil: “So I basically got my life ruined by a basic bitch.”

Techno: “See Phil, this is why you have to join me in hating orphans.”

Techno and Tommy wandering around L’Mannberg aimlessly in a full set of netherite armor, knowing god damn well they’re not allowed to be there and panicking the moment they see Puffy:

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

Dream: “I am not homeless! I have a cool redstone base and my house is HUGE! I’m heading there right now! ALONE!”

Techno: “Sure thing, Dream.”

Dream immediately after their conversation:

If you’re having writers block…READ!!!! CONSUME MEDIA

I feel like I don’t hear that given enough as advice for writers block..just read? Watch tv? Movies? Find inspiration in media.

Writers block is a lack of inspiration, so go collect more.

oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics

i believe in the inherent goodness of people

Reblog if your tumblr url is the same one you started with.

This is a serious thing. Im curious how many people over the course of year(s) kept the same tumblr handle. A ton of the people I follow have changed their over time.

As far as I know Im one of the few who havent. Few being relative as there are millions of tumblr users. But yeah.

Social experiment.

If you HAVE changed your URL Click Here