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Techno coming back online after a day, only to discover that he has suddenly gotten himself a neighbor who happens to live in the ugliest house he has ever seen, that his front yard and the nearby forest are littered with craters from creeper explosions, that there are distorted pictures of Ghostbur and Tommy hanging inside his house, that he has lost half of his villagers to zombies and that there’s still a gigantic cobblestone pole ruining his real estate value:

Help me get custody of my 10-year-old younger sister, who is currently with a ped0phile. My full story. 

If possible don’t ignore this, 1 reblog can save her.

Am I the only one who feels like the stream has become some sort of nature documentary?

Like you've got Techno acting like the narrator/cameraman, hiding behind trees and plants to get a better look at Dream. He has even gone as far as to use his expensive invisibility potions to study Dream closer without scaring him off.

But then there's also Dream. He's acting like an animal that's building its nest for mating season (He shows off his diamond blocks later on in the stream.) or for hibernation and that doesn't know it's being monitored or simply just doesn't care.

Thoughts on this?

Sole: I don't have a good feeling about this.

Hancock/Deacon: What do you mean?

Sole: Don't you ever get that little voice inside your head? Y'know, the one that tells you if something will get you into trouble?

Hancock/Deacon: No...?

Sole:

Sole: That actually explains so much.

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

I called it! They’re literally stealing shit together and littering the place with propaganda! And Phil called him his best friend upon meeting!

Like Techno and Philza having a father-son relationship is awesome and I really enjoy the lore and fanart that’s being created around that idea. But Philza and Techno being longtime bffs that spend their free time by breaking the law and creating chaos everywhere they go is just superior. Sorry, I don’t make the rules here.

Tommy, visibly panicking because he's scared of rollercoasters:

Phil, who's trying his best to comfort him: It's alright, mate! We'll be fine!

Wilbur, who's just genuinely enjoying his misery in the background: Hey hey, Tommy! Psssst. There's a high chance that you're going to die on that ride lmao have fun