Which Ao3 Tag Are You?

Maccready, trying his hardest not to swear: Oh fu - fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Sole: Please, I beg of you, just say fuck.

What does “deadbeat fujoshi” mean in your bio?

I force those 2 guys to kiss and then I neglect them emotionally and physically

Techno, immediately 'killing' and removing Phil from the script after he explains to Techno that he can’t come online for the day:

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

Nevermind, I'm not going to kill Hbomb.

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Techno, who just finished killing 20+ people with a hound army and some fireworks, destroyed almost every single government on the server, spawned so many withers that there are holes in the ground that reach bedrock, teamed with both his bff and the biggest asshole on the server (who let it literally rain tnt on L’Mannberg) :

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead