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why does he look like an actual angel in this scene

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you have exactly 3/4ths of a second before the flashing lights start. there are three bursts and each lasts just under half a second. they're red and black.

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with all the bad things elon musk has done, some of yall need to let the "he acts like a robot" thing go

the man is autistic, autistic AND evil, he isn't like that because he's neurodivergent, he's like that because he doesn't have a soul, his autism has nothing to do with it

I would like to let @neil-gaiman and everybody else know tha i am extremely depresses about them not getting a happy ending they deserved BUT, it still hurts less than being queerbaited for years and then being told it was all in my head.

Thank you Neil! Even though it didn't work out for them (at least that's what we know right now, i still hope for season 3) you did amazingly, for me it was the first time the creators of the show took it's queer fanbase seriously and not treated them like a bunch of gay maniacs trying to ruin everything. I felt accepted, which as you can imagine, isn't always granted for queer kids.

You are the first writer i ever cared about and Norse Mythology was the first book i ever read just because i wanted to. I would never pick up a book if it wasn't for you. Thank you so much for telling us those amazing stories over the years!

i want for dream to sit down with hob and just start with "i have centuries of tea like you would not believe"

i love this scene particularly, because it shows how comfortable dream actually feels around hob. the way he sits down and leans back, relaxed? most of the time he holds himself very strictly, he's so composed because of his position and the burden he has to carry. he can be more himself probably only in the dreaming yet he has to keep his feelings inside there because he's lord of dreams, so again - maintaining the position. and here? he looks like he breathed again. i haven't seen him like this through the entire show

i haven't read neil gaimans books yet and i only watched good omens at the time so i thought american gods will be pretty much the same vibe and more seasons

it was a similar vibe BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE SO 18+, which is on me ig. i went from a wholesome show about friendship straight to VERY graphic sex scenes

the first sex scene (with bilquis) was very... worth coming back to but the idea of someone dying with a dick in their mouth had me in stiches

"she's a leprecunt", "get out of my house you zombie whore"? artistry. a colossal slay.

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at first i was sad that the tall ginger one died but then i watched law and order: svu so now i'm just happy i got to see him die twice

i just realised that wwdits isn't a late 00' cw tv show called supernatural by watching Jackie Daytona honestly, and pure heartedly support a young female volleyball team with zero (ZERO) sexual intentions or comments

every reblog is -1 hp for charles

the demonic possessions of loudon

the bloody life of england’s fastest surgeon

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?