Lance Is The Type Of Guy That Knows Everyone.

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that Stephanie Brown is a vegetarian??? Like her and Damian bonding about being vegetarians and stuff. Imagine the possibilities.

As much as I love Blue Exorcist, I had to leave the fandom because too many damn people ship Rin and Yukio as more than brothers. It was my same problem with the Thundermans.

I feel like people forget the fact that Johnny Cade was cannonicaly a bit of a sassy bastard.

Alec: Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Izzy: Your what?

Alec: My friends.

Simon: Is he saying "friends"?

Clary: I think he's being sarcastic.

Jace: No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Alec, all of your friends are in this room.

Alec: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

Clary: That's so great. I can't wait to meet them.

Jace: Alec, you listened to me. I'm so proud of you.

draw the lances you want to see in this world

and i really wanted to see lance as the soraya memes

You know that whole thing about how before James and Lily died Lily had convinced James to make Snape The Godfather of their second kid??

Yeah??

Well, I hate that. Fuck that. Remus was gonna be The Godfather of their second kid. Fuck Snape and his greasy hair.

Hen: We’ve never met Maddie and Buck’s parents, but judging from Maddie and Buck I think it’s safe to assume they’re— and this has nothing against Maddie and Buck, we love Maddie and Buck— monstrously stupid sewer people.

I don’t care how nerdy or weird Stiles was in season one— how did no one openly have a crush on him!?

I’ve met a lot of weird-ass pretty mf in my life time. Literally all of them had bitches.

Tim Drake being a SKATER BOY

I find this so funny. Like I can definitely imagine Tim skating int battle and decking some goon in the face with his board. Also, I think it would be so funny if Bernard were to find out Tim is Robin by the way he skates just like Tim found out Dick was the first Robin because of the way he could flip. Like Bernard and Tim go on dates to the skate park and one day Robin saves Bernard and does a skate board trick that Bernard has seen Tim do multiple times and he’s just like “OMG TIM!?”

And Tim’s embarrassed that he got found out the same way that Dick got found out by him, so he just tells that family that he told Bernard.

Episode three of Naruto when Sakura looks at Sasuke dead in the eyes and says “You know why [Naruto]’s so annoying? It’s because he wasn’t raised right. He doesn’t have a mother or father. No one to teach him right from wrong. Think about it, he just does whatever comes into his head.” And she goes on to say that if she acted like Naruto her parents would be upset. Like I get that she’s twelve, but to say that about an orphan to the face of another orphan is fucked.