Is It Just Me Or Is The Girlification Of Sirius Black Getting To Anyone Else?

You know that whole thing about how before James and Lily died Lily had convinced James to make Snape The Godfather of their second kid??

Yeah??

Well, I hate that. Fuck that. Remus was gonna be The Godfather of their second kid. Fuck Snape and his greasy hair.

You know what I love about headcanons?

They can be as ridiculous as you want and nobody can tell you anything.

Whose to tell me that Marco McClain from Voltron isn’t some super cool secret hit man who taught Lance how to shoot for shits and giggles with a paintball gun or something.

Whose to tell me that Remus Lupin didn’t travel the world for a little bit drifter style to distract from his depressing feelings of loneliness.

Whose to tell me that Drew Tanaka and Will Solace aren’t bestfriends and hype eachother up.

We got Spy x Family for the straights, and then Buddy Daddies for the gays, now we need a lesbian version.

Imagine in the solangelo book, Nico and Will in the underworld running into Lee and Michael.

Hes the type of guy that thinks he’s a top

I have a very important question for ya'll.

Was Achilles a top or a bottom?

I have been debating with my friend on this one for awhile and need expert opinions.

Okay, so crack thought. I was reading a Reddit: AITA post and it was about this lady who named her baby after her ex and her husband found out and I just—

What if Remus and Tonks named Teddy ‘Sirius’ instead of Teddy and Tonks thinks it’s Remus naming their kid after his best friend and her cousin, but it’s actually Remus naming their kid after his dead ex.

Everyone’s always like glow up this, glow up that, but you know who’s glow-up we never talk about?

HIS!!!!

Like look how he started out

Will Solace is a CAT person.

The family groupchat when Tim announced he was dating Bernard.

Tim: family

Tim: I have an announcement

Bruce: Aren’t you in class?

Dick: aren’t you in a meeting?

Bruce: …

Tim: guysssssss listennnnnnn

Bruce: We’re listening, Tim.

Tim: alright, family,

Tim: I am now in a relationship

Tim: I have grown up

Steph: congrats dude!

Steph: I’m so proud of my ex boyfriend rn 🥲

Jason: lol nice Timmy

Damian: who would date you???

Damian: like genuinely, who is willing to deal with your issues???

Tim: like genuinely, fuck you Dames

Bruce: I may not always like Kon-El, but if you like him, I’m alright with the relationship.

Dick: finally man, your crush on Kon was like so obvious

Dick: were you trying to hide it?

Dick: me and Wally have a bet on it

Jason: who asked who out??

Jason: did you grow the balls to do it? Or did Kon do it?

Steph: brb planning the wedding with Cass

Cass: 👍🏽

Damian: of course it’s Jon’s brother

Tim: wat

Babs: we’re complimenting you on getting a step closer to not dying alone surrounded by files of cold cases

Tim: I’m not dating Kon

Bruce: excuse me?

Jason: ya know,,, for someone who was so “I don’t really like Kon” you seem a little disappointed

Tim: I’m dating Bernard from school

Dick: …

Dick: what’s his vigilante name?

Tim: civilian.

Jason: his name is civilian?

Tim: No.

Tim: he is a civilian

Duke: you’re dating a civilian????

Tim: oh, now you respond!

Duke: i been reading the chat

Bruce: Tim, are you sure you want to date a civilian?

Bruce: It’s difficult.

Bruce: I’ve dated a few civilians before.

Dick: ARe we gonna ignore how we’re civilianphobic??

Jason: lol what

As much as I love Blue Exorcist, I had to leave the fandom because too many damn people ship Rin and Yukio as more than brothers. It was my same problem with the Thundermans.