I'm Not Gay, But I AM Asexual. If I Wasn't Targeted For Supporting Queer People, I Would Be Targeted

I need this story like I need air.

Actually, I want to see this, but with a toddler or elementary school-aged demon trying its damnedest (pun intended) to act like a real, grown-up Corruptor of Souls, just like Mommy! Bonus points if at least one summoner is genuinely fooled.

in an attempt to summon an "ancient demon," the summoners neglect to account for the fact that demons age at a different rate than humans. hence, they end up accidentally kidnapping a baby

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super looking forward to the Among Us movie adaptation

trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky

you hear about recovery not being linear (”there are ups and downs”), but actually it’s more like a game of wack-a-mole. this is not a bad thing

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

Danny gets a cold, sneezes really hard, and a Little Baby Man goes flying out like a bitey booger

You know, we don't see much of Danny losing control of his duplication ability. Screwing up using it, yes, but he never accidentally duplicates himself. With most of his other powers, he uses them accidentally, instinctively, or involuntarily at first. I wonder if his difficulty with his duplication power is just that it's immature, and at some point it'll become mature, become instinctive, like the others, and he'll wind up using it by mistake, too.

That's Strange, I was quite Charmed by their flavor. I suppose everyone has their quarks

What would you do if I pulled the electrons from your body

i would feel positively about that 

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Personally, I think it started earlier, with "I accidentally a piano bench", in 2008

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally

An interesting internet culture thing I’ve never seen discussed is the “shared unstated”, where someone will say an incomplete sentence leaving out the most crucial information and yet it conveys an idea or emotion that everyone just. Gets.

An example of this is when people are reacting emotionally to something and they just say “I’M” and then leave off any verbs or anything else in general. We started out with “IM SCREAMING” or “IM DYING” and then evolved just into “I’M” which holds almost no information and yet, we get it.

Another example is the recent “one of the most of all time” phrase. The first time I saw it was about a very strange looking little creature, like maybe one of those rodents with the elongated snout, and one of the comments was “one of the most animals of all time.” The crucial adjective is missing but the Vibe is present. Is it one of the most beautiful animals, the best animals, the coolest animals, the weirdest animals? Certainly not. And we all know it’s not. But it definitely is one of the most animals, which is a separate thing. Idk. It just is. We just get it. It’s the shared unstated.

Ends up with a hyperfixation on walls, because the dart missed the list entirely

picks a new hyperfixation by putting on a blindfold, spinning three times & throwing a dagger at a list pinned to a dartboard