*pokes Head In* Hey, I Was Walking By And I Saw Someone Put Up A Sign That Said "PARTY". Is This Invite

Okay, but I would 100% forget something in the fridge one autumn and have to get a whole new fridge that spring

a complete travesty that humans didn't evolve to hibernate during winter. we could have had it all. we could have had utopia on earth. paradise lost indeed

Another possibility: what if the accountants' clients were all supernatural creatures of various types, each somehow evading the notice of the rest of the family? A vampire hunter ranting about "pale-faced leeches" while their accountant cousin sneaks away to take a call from "Dr. Acula"

I have a question for the ask game, for the ‘Like, The Worst Family Reunion Ever’. Is the branch of accountants the group that give Danny what he needs to wrangle the rest of the family in, or are they the one part of the family that manages to cause Danny the biggest problem out of all?

Like with the original prompt, there are many ways to go!

For the first, we know that hunters of the supernatural probably aren't completely up front about their taxes, so a good threat could possibly rein them in.

For the second, well, that same fact makes them a real threat, too! Also, we can do fun things like make them accountants for mobsters and such, not just the IRS.

But on the other hand, I think it would also be funny if the accountants' problem was the only one Danny felt neither equipped nor obliged to solve. XD

I added arrows 'cuz I got bored one day. This accurate?

Who wants to see the horrible, horrible family tree I made for my BNHA fic?

(With ~many~ spoilers for the fic.)

... yeah, that sounds horrible enough to be Hell

meteorologically speaking, Hell’s atmosphere is mostly composed of fire and brimstone, right?

I usually use "I literally give no fucks", but yours is also excellent

i was trying to explain asexuality to an acquaintance and in the heat of the moment i summarized it as "it's like different strokes for different folks, but some folks prefer fewer-to-no strokes."

and then i had to stop and process what i'd just said

Picture a vampire who delivers blood bags for the Red Cross. They’re surrounded by living blood bags whenever they leave their truck, and by literal blood bags while on the road. It’s relatively easy to “lose” a bag here and "discard” an “expired” bag there, even easier if expired blood can still be eaten. However, if something unforeseen occurs, they may have to take a little - or a lot - extra. The higher ups don’t like when donated blood goes missing...

And maybe there are the other vampires who try to steal blood bags, impulsive or desperate people who risk outing themselves for food. How would they see the delivery vampire? How would they be seen?

Companies are starting to use drones to deliver blood to hospitals, ever since Zipline launched in Rwanda in 2014. Would this be an opportunity, or an obstacle? On the one hand, it’s even easier to make blood disappear when you’re the only one with records of where it’s going, and you don’t even have to go outside. On the other, the vampire risks getting replaced at their job, and not being able to adapt to drone work quick enough to get the job. After all, once you’ve gotten used to three meals a day, it’s hard to go back to scrounging or hunting for your dinner...

Got photos of the eclipse this morning

The Confrontation ™

Past: Unheard, Unseen

Amnesiac Danny is wondering around the streets of Gotham and when Bruce comes across him, he thinks it's Jason; first as a hallucination and then after he manages to touch him, as some trick someone was trying to pull on him. Except… Danny even has the right clothes on! All muddy and dirty… Alas, when they check Jason's grave, there isn't anyone inside, leaving them with the wrong conclusion that Danny/Jason must have broken out of his grave.

DNA analysis is inconclusive. Every sample comes back as corrupted. Danny and Jason DO look the same and the similarities are convincingly enough to fool Alfred as well. Dick wasn't around too much, so at this point he also thinks Danny could be Jason.

Could, but the situation is… odd. Everyone is left standing wrong-footed. This Jason has no answers and all they have are a bunch of… hypothesis that they cannot test.

Even so, Bruce cannot help himself and tries to make Danny "remember". Eventually this leads to Danny thinking of himself as Jason, pointedly not thinking about how some things don't add up after he starts living in Wayne Manor.

And then enters Tim Drake, whose first act after being introduced is to say that Danny is a fake.

all right so here's the schedule of when dracula daily will be updated, as gleaned from the archives

please share this, it was a pain in the ass

A mental image that's too good not to record:

A character wearing a mask, either for pandemic reasons or otherwise, who claims to be only mildly ill. They're coughing all day, but wave off any concerns with "just a bit of a cold" or "allergies, you know?". Except... Suddenly they double over with a major hacking fit. When they stand up, there are bloodstains on their mask.