JJ Being ‘Emily Af’ & Emily Being 'JJ Af’ (｡♥‿♥｡)

Alice: Leg or breast

Fp staring down at Alice's chest: Well , I mean I'm more of a breast boy myself

Alice:

Alice: I- I was talking about what part of the chicken you wanted Fp

Fp: *Snaps head back up* Oh

jj: at what age do we consider a milf to be a milf regardless of whether they are indeed a mother??

emily: and who are you considering when you ask this question?

jj: ..you

Barbaenicent (2023) dir. Gaysteros Gaywig

ma'am. 💀

If I had a nickel for every time Emily watching JJ and Will kiss, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. 🫠🤡

I just posted my garvez smau on my twitter. For the people who don't have twitter I'll try to post it here or on my ao3 ... I'll see

https://x.com/jemily_garvez/status/1832392789516038626?t=MjOhBhnDx5uhr1g1GESNTg&s=19

Hotch: how’s the team building exercise going? 

Rossi: i want to be perfectly clear: i had nothing to do with this. 

*Hotch looks to the team in a cheer pyramid* 

Emily, kneeling in human pyramid: rossi is making a terrible spotter, Hotch. he looked away from our building FOUR times. 

Reid, wobbling at top of human pyramid: i would like to propose that JJ takes my spot as flyer, i don’t like the look in Derek’s eyes. 

Derek, feet firmly planted on the ground: my job is back spot, man! i help airlift you into the air- *claps hands, his smile grows* now fall back already! 

JJ, perfectly fine: besides, Spence, we both know i’m stronger than you to hold the team as the base. 

Garcia: JJ’s right. but i want to know why i am also on the bottom?? i can’t rally you guys from down here. Emily: Garcia, you are a part of this team. haha, see what i did there? a part? a part of the building?

Hotch: this is not what i meant by team building. 

Hotch: however, this is strangely impressive. 

JJ: I never thought I’d see Emily like this.

Penelope: What? Crying?

JJ: Cleaning.

Friendly reminder that I literally, actually cannot die and I’d love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down.

Emily Prentiss

Luke: I’m in love-

Matt: Oh my god!

Tara: No!

Luke: -with Garcia.

Tara: This is brand new information!!

Matt: I can’t believe this.

Luke:

Luke: ...You guys already knew didn’t you?

Matt: Yeah.