So I Was Thinking What If We Had A Fanfiction Where Harry Died Of Old Age After The Deathly Hallows And

You know I’d actually watch these if they were actually produced. Am I the only one?

Ugh so true it hurts 😫

My brain when I’m in front of a blank page: I cannot write. I have never seen a word in my entire life. What the fuck even is a sentence?

My brain while I’m trying to fall asleep: I have ascended and become a literary god. I will now paint you a vivid daydream using the best descriptors and words that flow like fresh rainwater. Bet you wish you could write this all down, huh? Bet you’ll forget in the morning, huh? Bitch.

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ this

I’m like 93% sure that this is what happened after Jurassic World.

This gif isn’t mine, but please tell me if it’s yours so I can give you credit.

Amen👍🏻👏🏻

I just desperately require much more Jurassic Park/World fanfiction, please people. I need it.

Right! especially if it’s wild

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went “yeah there’s love in there”

I still have mine too

So my brother and I were watching Harry Potter and The Chamber Of Secrets and I was wondering why we never see or even read about Anglia ever again. My brother said would it not have been awesome if when Harry turns himself over to Voldemort in The Deathly Hallows that the Anglia comes out of nowhere and runs Voldemort over.

So, I just had this thought; what if Lucifer got invited to a D&D party? Can you imagine the chaos and the hilarity that would ensue. 😂 and you know his character has to be the devil, and it has to have his desire mojo and what not. But like the thing that I think would be the most hilarious to me is when a party member dies, and the cleric has to heal them and says “lemme just get my Bible and res u” you know Lucifer is gonna be like all Yep nope this is where I draw the line bye. 🤣

You guys know what would be amazing and hilarious? I would love to see a full series of chaptered SeaFam fanfics where it is just Poseidon being a whole Dad and SeaFam Slice of life and Hijinks. Hear me out. I would love to see Poseidon reading parenting books for all age groups cause you never know, you know. In his mind Percy is essentially a toddler. I want him to start a swear jar. I think it would be so amusing if the swear jar is so full that they cannot put anything else in. I would love to see Poseidon tag-team co-parenting along side Sally, Paul, and Amphitrite. I would love to see him laying down rules such as no caffeine after 5:00pm because it will ruin Percy’s sleep quality and he cares very much about Percy getting a full 8 and a half to 9 hours sleep. I would love to see Poseidon, Amphitrite, and Triton trying to make sure Percy eats healthy balanced meals. I want to see Kym be the fabulous rebellious big sister Percy is both terrified of and greatly adores in equal measure. I think it would be hilarious if she sneaks him or just straight up hands him sweets and other stuff their parents have deemed off-limits. I want to see Kim teach him how to create massive destructive storms and play pranks on triton and even Poseidon. I have this vision in my head of Poseidon wading in balloons up to his neck in his office with Percy and kym giggling like little kids at the door. I would love to see Rhodes and Ben as sisters who are very supportive and always there to tutor or simply hang out. They are usually the ones to share the funny embarrassing stories and taking Percy on adventures or teach him some of their own things like how to control waves effectively and efficiently for example. I would love to see triton switching from dad mode to big brother mode constantly, teaching Percy how to fight with a trident, and Percy teasing him to kingdom come with all the little mermaids. I would love a prank war between all the kids. And Tyson is as he has always been a perfect wonderful cinnamon roll of a Cyclopes. I like both regular Percy Jackson fics and Fem!Percy fics. I like percebeth ships and perpollo ships as well. If anyone knows of any stories like this tag me please. And if you write anything like this please tag me.