The Show Opens Today And Golly We Are COOKED

I have been tagged thrice, and thus I shall appear.

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I love you, pookies <3

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I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!!

I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU ALL!!!!!

Can you guess what it is?

have you had your wisdom teeth removed and if so, what are your thoughts on making jewelry out of them?

Very interesting question. No, I have not, for I have not wise teeth, but foolish teeth that chatter and tell lies. Any jewelry made of them will surely be cursed.

A DRAG QUEEN KNIGHTED ME TODAY

YOU CAN CALL ME SIR JESTER, PEASANT FUCKS

TO MY FELLOW 🇺🇲💥AMERICAN🦅⛽ TUMBLRINAS

IF YOU ARE OF VOTING AGE AND HAVE NOT VOTED YET PLEASE GO VOTE TODAY!!!

THIS ELECTION IS SOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!! THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY BOILS DOWN TO TODAY!!!!

GO, MY POOKIE BEARS!!! BE A GOOD CITIZEN!!!!

Face Reveal 💖

can we see cousin jongle?

I gotchu bro

it's cool how you can taste your bones

Artist's rendition:

I just played a game of cat and mouse with my brother except I was the cat and also the mouse.

He thought we were playing keep-away with a mysterious cube but little did he know he was tricked. Fucking hoodwinked. Absolutely bamboozled.

While the fool scrambled to keep it away from me, I cleverly slunk away to my room to eat cheese in peace like a wretched little rodent.

Poor boy didn't even realize.