I Forgot The Map It Was The Alcatraz Zone The Washington Zone What Was The Third ?

Thank you for admitting your fault, but Vriska was my V. Prez, and I was the president. There were, unfortunately, no female presidents till Hillary Clinton.

My Fellow Americans,

I, Richard Milhous Nixon, admit that I lied about being the 37th President of the United States of America.

The real 37th President of the USA was Vriska Serket @elvriska-official

Her Vice-President was James Dean @james-dean-official @jimmydean37

May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America!

Anybody can be a victim.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

John Linnell has been very quiet since this state song released.

I have become ill from eating all those Mississippi natives

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

God Bless That Teenage Wasteland 🇺🇸

GIVE US THE ORIGINAL STARWALKER

BACK !!!

THE WHO??

My goodness, these Tumblr Machines are so finicky!

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

President James “Jimmy” Dean is a flaming homosexual. 🏳️‍🌈

Shackles as a fashion accessory

My Fellow Americans, invest in the Orb. God Bless the Orb. 🇺🇸⚫️

what’s it like in the orb? do they have good acoustics there?

Very good. Can hear everything. Come to the orb.