So Embarrassing But I’m Having A Zukka Moment Rn

That infamous prison escape.

my manic energy and autistic vibes attract the hoes

maybe i need to be torn limb from limb like someone gave a kid a barbie and a fully stocked medieval torture dungeon or maybe i need a kiss on the forehead

I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would

if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven’t seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come

Glauco Cambon (Italian, 1875-1930)

Il velo azzurro

anyone else go nonverbal as a kid because your parent told you asking questions was “being rude” or “talking back,” so just not talking was the only power you could hold that wouldn’t immediately get you punished? 😀

Nadine Strittmatter @ Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Wint 2006

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between