Tanystropheus

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

it wasn't actually as funny in my brain as I felt like it was so it had to become funnier through art

Nadine Strittmatter @ Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Wint 2006

there is literally nothing in this world more endearing than a girl who is an absolute loser

if i ever talk to much just kiss me and i’ll shut up

Reblog if you love fish

He eeted scement 💔💔

women that could kill me>>>>

Baddies 😈