it’s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you don’t even have to go out and buy anything.
look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming
if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven’t seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come
lorcan has no function outside of being elide's husband anymore
Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Lorcan: I almost died.
Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.
no bond like two bi friends who might be mlm and wlw solidarity but also might fuck
HELP ME HE LOOKS SO SAD
DONT CALL HIM FREAKY
HES SO SAD
REBLOG TO SUPPORT HIM
REBLOG TO CHEER HIM UP
HE DOESNT DESERVE THIS
i want to crawl on you like. Bugs
Okay, I have redrawn this, lol. Original below.
Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife