Craving The Kind Of Intimacy That Requires Surgical Tools

Day 526 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

i'm so attracted to emotional intelligence like damn the way you actually listen and communicate turns me on

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

“And I knew it. That’s the worst part: I knew it.”

— Marguerite Duras, The North China Lover

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stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

lorcan has no function outside of being elide's husband anymore

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

i want to crawl on you like. Bugs

Not to flirt but I would make you food in the middle of the night if you ask me to.