Remus: Can You Imagine Not Being Human And Just Living Out Your Days As A Weeping Willow? Beautiful?

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Harry: Damn, we are trapped in this room.

Ron: It's so bloody dark in here, good thing we have our wands.

Harry: Wait I have an idea.

*walks over to Hermione*

Hermione: Harry what are you doing?

*Harry grabs her, bends her back then forth, picks her up and shakes her, then sets her back on her feet.*

Harry: Damn, I was sure that was going to work.

Hermione: WHAT THE HELL HARRY!

Harry: What?! I thought if I shook you up you would start glowing.

Hermione: I am NOT a bloody glow stick!

Harry: Two words Hermione: "Brightest Witch"

Sirius: Professor, I really don’t see the point in getting upset over spilled milk.

McGonagall: Why would I be upset? The Slytherin dormitory will be unusable for the next fortnight and one of my students orchestrated it.

Sirius: Actually it was two. Remus was there as well.

Remus: Why would you say that?

Sirius: I just thought it would help cushion the blow if we distribute the blame.

Remus: Cushion who?

Sirius: Me mostly.

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McGonagall: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?

Oliver Wood: Well, it's kind of complicated, but Fred and George-

McGonagall: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Hermione: We have to get to a muggle hospital, and we have to get there fast.

Harry: Then I should drive.

Ron: Why you?

Harry: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.

Hermione: Okay, let's do it.

[cut to]

Everyone in the Car: *screaming*

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jiro: wonam

jiro: wimon

denki: it's okay take your time

jiro: *pointing at momo* GIRLS

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.