will you guys still like these posts even if I haven’t made them in a minute? :(
I was saving Aot wallpapers when I came across this one, who is the girl (?) in the back who's passed out?
ares slays his daughter’s rapist
I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.
More of them (spoilers under cut)
Hange with my beloved plushie - Puffik, made by amazing DontTrustDolls <3
POV: You are pure titan Armin:
Spoiling AoT to season 2 Reiner lololololol
Showing plush Hange things she has never seen (events after 130th chapter </3)
you guys were kinda weird about my red flag post but you also liked it so idfk 😭 please no weird comments on this one <3
Eren: Always remembers the oddly specific details you mentioned once, like your favorite snack or a childhood memory.
Mikasa: Carries extra hair ties, band-aids, and snacks just in case someone else needs them.
Armin: Will help you move, build furniture, or study, and somehow make it fun and stress-free.
Jean: Walks/takes you home, no matter how “out of the way” it is.
Connie: Can cheer you up instantly with the perfect meme for every mood.
Sasha: Always shares her food, no questions asked
Erwin: Always holds the door open for others, even if they're awkwardly far away.
Levi: Notices when you're overwhelmed and quietly takes care of things without making a big deal about it.
Hange: Gets genuinely excited about your passions, no matter how niche or random (will watch movies, tv shows, read books, etc. to understand these interests).
Annie: Notices when you're uncomfortable in social situations and effortlessly helps you slip away without drawing attention.
Bertholdt: Gives the warmest, most comforting hugs; you didn’t expect it, but now you need more.
Reiner: Always offers to carry heavy things without making it seem like a big deal.
Historia: Compliments strangers in a way that feels completely genuine and makes their day.
Ymir: Defends you in every situation, even if it’s just you losing a dumb game.
Another great suggestion from @sonofthesaiyans
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Eren - He use to enjoy playing baseball with his older brother, but these days he prefers soccer. But he might still pitch a few rounds every now and then. ⚾️
Mikasa - Is highly skilled in gymnastics, and can throw a punch is boxing. One day she might even become a professional on tv if she wants. 🤸♀️
Armin - Not the fittest in the bunch so he rolls around it with speed reading. His friends tell him that it’s not a real sport but he sticks to it anyway. 📖
Jean - He is the captain of the high school soccer team so that means he’s the best out of his friends. He practices at home and over at the park too. ⚽️
Marco - There’s a few that he’s good at but if he were to choose his favourite, it’d be tennis. He even won an award for best player in middle school. 🎾
Connie - Despite looking scrawny, he’s got some strong legs for athletics; mainly running. He doesn’t mind a good run every so often either. 🏃♂️
Sasha - Of course it’s archery. She has the best aim, good instincts and all the years of hunting with her family pay off. Now all she needs is a good target. 🏹
Historia - During the winter, she loves to figure skate. She learned to do neat tricks real fast. She brought Ymir along one time and she sucked at it. ⛸
Ymir - There’s not many sports she genuinely likes, so stretching exercises is the closest one. Historia encourages her to do so and that’s all that matters. 🙆♀️
Annie - She’s also good at gymnastics but her strengths lie in martial arts. She can compete within a judo contest and wipe the floor with anyone. 🥋
Reiner - Boxing is a major strength with him too. Other times he claims arm wrestling to be a sport, maybe just as an excuse to bond with his friends. 💪
Bertholdt - Use to compete in volleyball, until he kept getting smacked in the face on accident. Now he just settles in baseball and loves it. 🏐