My Rendition Of The Anvil Lifting Contest I Lost Against My Friend. Still Got It Off The Ground Tho So

About to go fishing, found my mums old tackle box.

My dad does just call her ‘Hobbit’ yes.

More Lucky Prince AU thoughts

Frodo probably shaved his face when they return to the Shire to visit Bilbos family and Thorin and company probably have a small emotional break down every time.

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night

The plot of ‘The hobbit’ with one small change to the story: Bilbo has a gun.

Which is a prequel to:

“Lord of the rings but Gimli and Frodo Samwise both have guns”

Sam and Prince Frodo rizzing each other up when ever Frodo visits the shire

(Sam definitely offers to move the Erebor to assist in the new horticultural endeavors Bilbo has set up)

It’s been a while some here’s some more dwobbit Frodo

Headcanons/my canon with this version of Frodo

-Frodo loves the rookery and spends a lot of time up there, sharing Bilbos biscuits with his feathered friends

-Thorin makes Frodo a sword with a mithril core called Khazinul, or the silent fang. Light enough for his half Hobbit son to wield with terrifying speed and in near total silence.

-Frodo is never likely to become king unless it is for a very short time towards the end of his life, he will likely step out of succession all together unless something happens to both Fili and Kili. And as such Kili trains him to be Filis other guard and the pair of dark haired Durin men look like slinking shadows behind the future golden king of Erebor and so they are given the name ‘Dûmkhaz’ or ‘twin shadows’

-it wasn’t long after Erebor was reclaimed that Frodo came into the world and Thorin couldn’t justify dressing his son up too much while his people were still finding their footing so he got a lot of very over sized hand me downs, the only new items he got where knitted by Ori

Help 😭

lmao he was THROWING that shit away

may i ask how boromir is canonically aroace?

Sure! Within the appendix of the the lord of the rings ‘kings and rulers’ Boromir is described as having no desire or interest to take a partner. Having only love to his family and for his roll

It is most plainly put that he is unlike his brother who seeks love and a spouse where as he has no interest.

I don’t have a physical copy of the book with me currently otherwise I would write the direct quote out for me

A little slice of a fic im working on

Post the Battle. It’s a nobody dies/everyone lives, Dw I wouldn’t hurt you all like that.

“How are you feeling, my boy?” Bilbo asked after a drawn out pause.

“Fucking terrible,” Kili groaned, his voice labored and raspy as though he wasn’t getting quit enough air, “Like I've been run over by an oliphant.”

“I'll bet… oh my bravest boys,” Bilbo heaved himself onto the bed edge and wrapped his arms around the raven-haired Durin son, “I was so scared. I thought I had lost all of you. Please don't ever scare me like this again. My heart can't take it, Kili, it really can't.” He wept.

Kili did his best to hug the hobbit to his side, his bruised fingers curling against the back of bilbos coat, the dwarfs somber expression made him look so much like his uncle that Bilbos' heart clenched painfully, and he hiccuped, holding the boy's bruised face in his hands “I am so proud of you” he kissed Kilis forehead.

Kili bumped his forehead against Bilbo’s in response, and they held there, sharing breath for a moment, eyes closed before Bilbo pulled away, gently pushing the boy's hair back out of his face. When Kili's eyes finally opened, they were glassy with tears.

“Please rest, my brave boys.” He reached down and pushed the hair out of Fili's sleeping face. They both suddenly looked so small in his eyes, so wounded and afraid.. it aches Bilbos heart, made his throat painful and tight and his eyes sting.

Kili sunk into the bed with a wince and rested his head against his brothers. Bilbo helped cover them up to their chests with a heavy fur blanket and kissed them again on the forehead, vowing to return as soon as they asked. Kili nodded, closing his eyes