Khazdmazerb - Crash Course In Being A Little Gay Weirdo

The real treasure was the Bofurs we made along the way

bofur you’re standing where

My rendition of the anvil lifting contest I lost against my friend. Still got it off the ground tho so I’m happy with that.

Fuck I love them. Fuck I’m tired.

Also this reminds me of that story where the stage falls on Thorin and he gets absolutely obliterated and forgets Bilbo but is so instantly in love with him. I don’t know if this is referencing that but I love that trope.

"Seeing him for the first time again"

comic inspired by this gif set: x

this will happen shhhhhh

If I could dissuade you at all I would also like to say this happened an hour later:

“Do not run with that stick, our great aunt poked her eye out running with a stick you know”

She dropped the stick.. and walked directly, eyeball first, into a branch. The whole half of her face went pink and swollen and my mum was not pleased.

I only looked away for half a second. I hadn’t even let go of her hand.

Took my niece on a walk through the forest and she tugged on my sleeve and told me two things:

“I’m hungry” (we just ate three scones and had hot drinks)

“We need to go back so I can get my books” (I wouldn’t let her take seven books on a hike.)

My sister has raised a hobbit.

I have also convinced her that I am 48, I tried to tell her I’m 250 but she looked at me and said I wasn’t that old. (I’m 23)

Silly little doodle I did a while ago. I image the snow reflecting off the mountains in Erebor has Bilbo squinting like crazy and he looks like he’s mean mugging everyone

Hi, this is my son.

Kalaroth, son of Hemdoroth

He’s a second generation jeweler in Erebor (look I write what I know okay?) He moved to the lonely mountain shortly after the reclamation with his parents.

Info:

Dad- Hemdoroth (jeweler)

Ma- Tosi (Metal refiner)

Siblings- Hemi (Older sister- also a jeweler)

Friends - Hob Fairhill (hobbit- news runner/messager of the court + apprentice scribe)

Enjoys: Not being in Erebor 😰, hunting, archery, harassing Hob into wrestling with him, fruit bread.

Dislikes: Working early in the morning. The concept of being stuck inside the mountain his whole life not having one single adventure.

Do u think this will stop my classmates stealing my pins?

👁👄👁👍

Terrible day to be the king of *checks notes* a barely floating barge full of dirty fish people?

poor bard man like imagine you’ve just been nominated king (against your will) and just want to feed your people then get stuck in the diva off of the century and witness a very public breakup/attempted murder between one of the aforementioned divas and his husband who up until now you weren’t quite convinced wasn’t a 12 year old

Oh Fili, Kili, my favorite weird little gremlins. 😩