Do Not Look At Me Like That With That Cunty Little Expression Sir.

Thorin. Buddy. Your sword is right there. Just… cut him out! Canon lack of common sense from the king under the mountain.

Bagginshield starter pack

Thorin's confused why they were packed separately. >:(

The shire is warm for most of ther year and when it’s cold is doesn’t drop far below seven degrees

Erebor is fucking cold. Temps drop to around minus fifteen.

Bilbo is not build for these conditions and nearly gets frost bite in the tips of his ears and his toes and Thorin panics and makes him little fur lined leather boots that are soft and flexible but still provide enough warmth to stop his toes falling off.

Bilbo also has to wear a hat and ties his hair back as it grows so he doesn’t realize how much his hair has grown by spring and when he takes the hat off Thorin is gawking

And then you sit down to write and your ideas scatter like autumn leaves 😭

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

😳 my husband is trying to kill me. Such a flirt

Phew almost had to dunk my head in the quenching bowl

Since you were all so nice about my Au have some more dwobbit doodles ☺️

Bagginshield tumblr, your son is back. Dwobbit Frodo loses his second round of pebble teeth and Bilbo has a brain aneurysm

I heard the forest isn’t the only place you see roots. Bleach imports must be slow.

It gets to a point

I’d turn the other cheek but I’ve already used three and I’m saving the fourth for a special occasion

All correct

it came to me in a dream