I’d Turn The Other Cheek But I’ve Already Used Three And I’m Saving The Fourth For A Special Occasion

Headcanon that dwarves(tolkein) sunburn, badly. Because dwarves evolved with little sun exposure, And hobbits, mostly farming race, tan beautifully.

Bilbo: beautiful brown tan

The company: pink like raw chicken

Also:

Fili and Kili leaving Ered Luin for the first time:

Uncle why am i peeling

Nnnaaaauuuurrrrrrr

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

You WILL write your WIP

Oh my god

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Baby Frodo because he’s everything, okay I have art school business to attend to, good night everyone 😘

My rendition of the anvil lifting contest I lost against my friend. Still got it off the ground tho so I’m happy with that.

The Witch King's very bad day continues.

My compliments to the chef 🤤

The King Under the Mountain

It truely might as well have been nonsense, I’m in the second year of a bachelors degree as a jewelry artist if you want more absurdity I’m happy to oblige in the future.

Important lore note. My dad is a stone carver and I’m a jeweler. He makes stone necklaces and earrings from fossils and jade and petrified wood and I make mail, heavy long wearing jewelry and some other bits and bobs here and there. The family business is sitting in the work shop my dad owns that is physically imbedded into the hillside. It’s some real “when the earth was young and there were still dragons” shit lol

Just singed all the hair off my right hand at the forge. Nothing like basically casting fireball yourself 30 minutes before lunch

I smell like burnt hair 😭 I’m just lucky it wasn’t my eye brows

(I also got a splinter under my nail while I was shaping a disk. The smithy is trying to kill me, I don’t know what god I angered but I would like to formally apologize)

The haunting of Bilbo Baggins

Aka dead eyed Thorin has become Bilbos literal sleep paralysis demon but Bilbo is almost glad because this way he can still see his one’s face 😭

Mommy, sorry, Mommy🤤🤤🤤🤤

Princess Dís, second in line to the throne of Durin and heir to the fallen kingdoms of Erebor and Khazad-dûm.